Pulitzer Prize Parody Nominations: Donut Forks, Polling Dorks, and Fashion Norks –

 RedState

"Our weekly recognition of less-than meritorious excellence in journalism is worthy of Pulitzer consideration.

"As an extension of the media-mocking venture at Townhall, Riffed From The Headlines, we once again recognize the exalted performances in our journalism industry and compile worthy submissions to the Pulitzer Prize board in numerous categories. To properly recognize the low watermark in the press, let us get right to the latest exemplars of journalistic mis-excellence."... More here: Pulitzer Prize Parody Nominations: Donut Forks, Polling Dorks, and Fashion Norks – RedState

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Manages to Add More Layers of Blunders to Her Met Gala Stunt

...Only issue, those on the right were not paying daily attention to AOC’s account and reacting the moment she posted pictures of herself in the dress. It was in reaction to the flood of media who were pushing out her appearance and lauding her for her bravery, and raving about what an iconic appearance it had been for her. This is outrage at a reaction, not the initial provocation in the press.. . .

Paris Hilton’s ‘Eat the Rich’ Bikini Did It Better Than AOC’s Met Gala Dress (legalinsurrection.com)

 

See, I Don't Believe You': John Kennedy Tears Into Biden Nom Over Past Statements About Kavanaugh

YouTube  "At today's Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) excoriated Jennifer Sung, nominee to be United States Circuit Judge for the Ninth Circuit, over her past comments about Justice Brett Kavanaugh.". . .

Masks for waiters and servants — but not for AOC and the rest

 

NY Post   "Let’s face it: AOC is a genius. By “genius” I mean “massive talent,” not “extremely smart person.”

"Barbra Streisand is a genius singer, but you wouldn’t want her analyzing your X-rays. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-Moscow) may be so dumb she hadn’t heard of John Maynard Keynes’ famous (-ly wrong) prophecy about a 15-hour work week until years after graduating college with an economics degree (and also thought his name was “Milton Keynes”), but she is in a class of her own when she’s doing her job, which is getting people to look at her."...

. . . "If you don’t need a mask when you’re vaccinated — and you don’t! — that rule should apply to everyone. Even in that made-up story about Marie Antoinette, the queen of 18th-century mean didn’t say, “Let them eat cake, but then cover up their ugly faces immediately so I don’t have to look at their peasant mugs.”

9-Year Lt. Col Resigns, Takes Biden Down With Him For Being ‘Unethical, Immoral And Tyrannical’

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   . . . "After serving in the United States military for 19 years, US. Army Lieutenant Colonel Paul Douglas Hague resigned from the Army, giving up his pension following President Joe Biden’s authoritarian vaccine mandates, calling them “unethical, immoral and tyrannical.”

“ 'The values that our nation was founded on, has lived by and thrived under, have been utterly decimated by the current presidential administration and the leadership of the military,” and commenting on the “ideologically Marxist takeover of the military and United States government at their upper echelons.”

“ 'First, and foremost, I am incapable of subjecting myself to the unlawful, unethical, immoral and tyrannical order to sit still and allow a serum to be injected into my flesh against my will and better judgment,” Hague said in his resignation letter. “It is impossible for this so-called “vaccine” to have been studied adequately to determine the long-term effects. It simply has not existed for enough time and any claim otherwise is blatantly ignorant and likely an outright lie driven by negligent political agenda. Furthermore, ample studies show that naturally derived immunity based on exposure to the virus offers far superior protection than the mandated “vaccine.””

“ 'I cannot and will not contribute to the fall of this great nation and its people — those very Americans whom I swore to protect the liberty of at all costs,” he added.". . . 

Guess What Dirty Democrat Tricksters Are Trying to Sneak Into Their $3.5 Trillion Package?

 Guess What Dirty Democrat Tricksters Are Trying to Sneak Into Their $3.5 Trillion Package? – PJ Media

Der Schumerglower

"Senate Democrats need MacDonough’s approval to pull off what is referred to as the “reconciliation process,” a procedure that was added to the Senate’s rules in the early 1970s. The roughly 45-year-old process allows some types of budget bills to pass through the upper chamber with just a simple majority. It allows the bypassing of filibusters by opponents."...

Milley-tary matters: Would China go to war to keep Trudeau and Biden in power?

 SHOCK: Milley *Confirms* Reporting on How He Undermined Trump, Committed Treason (trendingpolitics.com)   "In the book “Peril,” a new book written by Bob Woodward, Milley allegedly committed treason. The book explains that Milley told China in ca secret phone conversation that he would notify them and give them advanced warning if the United States was going to attack.

"Check out what the Washington Post reported:. . . "

AfterMath - Home (terrellaftermath.com)

Psaki on Gen. Milley: ‘The President Has Complete Confidence’ in His ‘Leadership’ - Conservative Brief   Video

This is Serious and Likely Treasonous? Milley Acted Outside of the Chain of Command When Holding Back Channel Discussions with China and Pelosi Colluded with Him (thegatewaypundit.com)   . . ."One of the calls with China was relayed to Speaker Nancy Pelosi which likely makes her an accomplice in a treasonous act.  What right did Pelosi or General Milley have in communicating with China or any foreign government on behalf of the President of the United States?  How was Milley able to give his assurances without usurping the duties of his President Donald Trump?" . . .

‘If true, this is legit treason’: New book reports that Joint Chiefs Chair Gen. Mark Milley secretly coordinated with Chinese counterpart to undermine Donald Trump – twitchy.com   ..."We’re no experts or anything, but we feel like this could be kind of a big deal.

"Earlier today, CNN reported that contained within the pages of “Peril,” a new book from Bob Woodward and Bob Costa, was an eye-opening account of what purportedly went on behind the scenes in the Trump administration following the January 6 riots at the Capitol."...

Chinese state media says Canada’s Conservative opposition is inviting ‘counterstrikes’ with an election platform that is harshly critical of China

China weighs in on Canada’s election after Conservatives promise to ‘stand up’ to Beijing | South China Morning Post (scmp.com)   "

Canada

’s Conservative Party has China in its election crosshairs amid the worst period of diplomatic relations in recent history – prompting a strong pushback from Beijing’s ambassador and state media, which lambasted the opposition party’s “hostile” platform for catering to “toxic” anti-China sentiment.  The platform would “invite counterstrikes” if a Conservative government put its China policies into effect, the state-run Global Times reported on Wednesday." . . .

Gray Lives Matter

Ann Coulter 

(For my illiterate readers and anyone who gets his news from MSNBC: That makes Lee the opposite of a "traitor." A traitor is someone who pretends to be on your side, while secretly working with the enemy, not someone who loudly announces, I quit. My friends and I are leaving.)

"My ancestors were Presbyterian abolitionists who fought on the Union side, but I get really ticked off when imbeciles take a sledgehammer to my country's history.

"Last week, with self-satisfied glee, savages tore down the 14-foot statue of Robert E. Lee designed by the French sculptor Antonin Mercie and installed in 1890 on land deeded to the state -- in return for a promise that the Commonwealth of Virginia "will hold said Statue and pedestal and Circle of ground perpetually sacred to the Monumental purpose to which they have been devoted and that she will faithfully guard it and affectionately protect it.". . . 

(Here we skip over Coulter's expressed distaste for President Trump - deserved or not. TD)

. . . "But Lee, not Davis, held the hearts of his countrymen. When one of Lee's own officers urged him to lead a guerilla war against the North, Lee remonstrated, "as a Christian people, there is now but one course to pursue. We must accept the situation; these men must go home and plant a crop, and we must proceed to build up our country on a new basis.' " . . .

. . . "The vandalizing of American history has absolutely nothing to do with black people or slavery. Lots of historical figures had slaves. Not only American heroes like Washington and Jefferson, but Kamala Harris' ancestors -- according to her own father. Barack Obama is the only president who might be descended from slave traders, a particularly repellent group, inasmuch as Kenya was a major player in the slave trade." 

Xi owns our top general

 Don Surber:

"Bob Woodward just broke his biggest story since Watergate.

"And he doesn't realize it.

"According to his new anti-Trump book, the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff -- General "White Rage" Milley -- had secret phone calls with the Red Chinese army. Milley promised to give Red China a heads up on any military action President Donald John Trump might take.

"Woodward -- who for 50 years has served as a PR man for the intelligence community -- spun this as a failure on Trump's part.

"The Washington Post headline said, "Top general was so fearful Trump might spark war that he made secret calls to his Chinese counterpart, new book says."

"Those secret calls should land him in the stockade for now pending trial.

"Just as the CIA was headed by a communist under Obama, so the Pentagon is run by a communist under Biden. And I expect Chairman Xi paid Milley handsomely.

"Milley works for Red China, not us.

"Hey, remember when Washington made a big deal about General Flynn talking to Russian embassy officials after he retired in preparation for being Trump's national security adviser? Milley committed actual treason.

"The deadly, treasonous quote from Milley to his handler in the book is "If we’re going to attack, I’m going to call you ahead of time. It’s not going to be a surprise.'  ". . . 

The faintheartedness of Democrats

The worst part of this hijacking of the 9-11 Memorial by establishment figures is that in the future, it could end up discouraging sensible people from attending, if they're worried that traitorous politicians like Bush could make offensive statements like that again. This year's become the most tarnished for the 9-11 Memorial service as a result. 

DEPLORABLE Bloggers Alliance: What and who led to defeat from a historical perspective in the war against terrorism   "Caroline Glick recently had the following to say about how and why the USA lost the war against jihadists, pointing to past incidents in history within 2 decades that explains quite a bit about why in the long run, the war against terrorism was a failure:

Biden is personally responsible for the humanitarian and strategic disaster unfolding before our eyes. He is the only American leader in history who has willfully abandoned Americans and American allies to their fate behind enemy lines. But while Biden is solely responsible for the decision to leave Afghanistan in the manner it is, it isn’t Biden’s fault that after twenty years of war, the Taliban was still around, stronger than it was on September 11, 2001, and fully capable of seizing control of the country. The foundations of that failure were laid in the days, weeks and months that followed the September 11 attacks.". . . 

Biden Has Never Been Honest About the 'Trump Vaccines' | RealClearPolitics  [It]

 turns out that there was no such “better than Trump” strategy. Biden has done little that Trump was not already doing. The president’s current mandate strategy is a backhanded acknowledgment that the Operation Warp Speed vaccines are the only truly effective weapon against the disease. Biden has one arrow in his quiver – and Trump put it there. Biden’s problem has been that vaccines don’t work unless people take them, and his efforts atpersuasion – his primary responsibility – have been less than stellar.     
"That should come as no surprise. During the campaign, Biden did all he could to ensure that people would not trust what Democrats called the “Trump vaccines.” ...

 High School Cancels 9/11 Tribute Because It 'Offends' People 'Who See It Differently' | Neon Nettle  ..."Students at the Eastlake High School in Sammamish wanted to mark the 20th year since the Sept. 11 attacks by wearing red, white, and blue at a Patriot’s Day-themed football game.

"However, school staff called off the tribute, claiming that the event could "cause offense to some who see it differently," according to a report.

"KTTH 770/94.5FM host Jason Rantz reported that the event was canceled by an unnamed staffer "at the last minute."

Democrats have become a parody of themselves! MLB Bans Red Baseball Caps As Symbols Of Hate | The Babylon Bee

. . . "Any red shirt with a slogan on it is also banned, as people from hundreds of yards away might see them and think they are a Trump supporter, causing the viewer to fall on the ground and convulse and then maybe even die.

"We welcome everyone," said Manfred. "So anything that looks like a MAGA hat is not welcome."

"eams formerly wearing red ball caps are encouraged to instead wear inclusive headgear like rainbow-colored hijabs, blue Coexist cabby hats, or mullets with a heart shaved into them."

Kathy Hochul Attacks Transportation, Free Speech - Moonbattery "It seemed no replacement could be worse than the arrogantly tyrannical Andrew Cuomo. But progressives always manage to progress still further into dysfunctional authoritarian madness. Kathy Hochul tops even Cuomo by banning normal vehicles and calling on Facebook to censor opponents of abortion. 

"Via Newsmax:  Gov. Kathy Hochul, D-N.Y., last week signed legislation banning the sale of new gas-powered cars and trucks by 2035." . . .

Afghan Sniper Who Worked with UK Special Forces Executed by Taliban

 Neon Nettle

Terrorist group hunting down 'list' of Afghans who wanted to flee but left behind

"British military-trained Afghan sniper, who worked with the UK Special Forces, has been hunted down and executed in front of his family by the Taliban, accoridng to reports.

"Noor was traced to his sister’s home on the edge of the Afghan capital Kabul.

"Two Taliban gunmen reportedly shot him three times in the chest and again as he lay on the ground.

"He had been a member of a British-trained Afghan unit known as CF333 and had hoped to flee Afghanistan but was left behind during the chaotic withdrawal.". . . 

Biden Unveils 'Your Body, My Choice' Vaccination Program;

  The Babylon Bee; satire

"In a speech today, Joe Biden unveiled a brand new program to force the rest of the country to get vaccinated, entitled "Your Body, My Choice."

" 'Listen folks, make mistake. Uh, make no mistake," said the President, reading carefully off the teleprompter. "I have complete control and sole authority over everything you do with your body, and everything you put in your body. I'm the government for God sakes! I have F-15s and nukes! Jus getha vashine! Jusdoit!"

"Biden then walked out of the room to get a snack. 

"Many concerns remained around issues of freedom and natural immunity, but the President was already eating his applesauce with the crushed-up pills in it and was unable to answer questions.

"Companies will be forced to comply with the mandate until the Supreme Court strikes it down in a few hours." 

NOT satire:  Jen Psaki pulls a Joe Biden and bolts when confronted about admin’s ‘my body, my choice’ hypocrisy over Texas heartbeat law and vaccine mandate [video] – twitchy.com

.@PressSec walks away from the podium while a reporter asks:

"What happened to 'my body my choice' when it comes to vaccinations in the Biden Administration?" pic.twitter.com/M1Xqd4ExI8

— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) September 9, 2021

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Taiwan Drills Military as Concerns over China Grow

 Newsmax.com  "The F-16 screeched across the sky Wednesday before landing on a highway cut through pineapple fields in southwestern Taiwan to refuel quickly and take off again.

"The Taiwanese military exercise envisioned a Chinese attack taking out the island's main airfields, necessitating the use of rural roads as runways to carry on the fight.

"War is not imminent, but as China has grown increasingly assertive in both the East China and South China Seas, Taiwan is stepping up its defense. Across the region, the United States and its allies are deepening military cooperation and strategizing over an effective response.". . Read more: . . . 

The threat of China invading Taiwan is growing every day. What the U.S. can do to stop it. (nbcnews.com)

By Lee Hsi-min, chief of the general staff of the Republic of China (Taiwan) armed forces from 2017 to 2019, and Eric Lee, research associate at the Project 2049 Institute

..."The threat of Chinese military aggression is no longer hypothetical; gray zone operations have already begun. Should the Communist Party’s aggression continue to escalate, an all-out attack on Taiwan could become likely, with economic and military consequences that would shake the world. The question is not whether the United States should defend Taiwan during war but how to prevent war in the first place. Now is the time to strengthen U.S.-Taiwan security cooperation to ensure peace in the Taiwan Strait." 

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