Dave Barry’s 2014 Holiday Gift Guide (Oops, I meant CHRISTMAS)

Miami Herald 
"The holidays are a super-busy time of year, and it’s too easy, with all the hustle and bustle, to forget about what this season is really all about. So we will remind you: It’s about purchasing high-tech consumer devices at retail.
"This is a tradition that dates back to the Nativity, as we can see in this dialogue among the Three Kings, taken verbatim from the Bible:
"FIRST KING: OK, we just have to follow that star, and it will guide us.
"SECOND KING: Really? That seems kind of vague.

"THIRD KING: Why don’t I get directions from this new technological device I bought at retail?

"FIRST KING: What is it?
"THIRD KING: It’s a primitive GPS, powered by olive oil.
"SECOND KING: What does “GPS” stand for?
"THIRD KING: I have no idea. But it has turn-by-turn directions! 

"Listen."
"GPS: Turn left at the Sphinx.
"FIRST KING: The Sphinx?
"SECOND KING: Apparently it thinks we’re in Egypt.
"FIRST KING: OK, like I said, we follow the star.

"THIRD KING: I’m glad I bought the service agreement.

 

Go here for the list, complete with pictures. Unless, of course you read the Tunnel Wall just for the articles. Below is just a sample of the photos.

 

NIGHT GLOW TOILET SEAT   ... "And then you notice that both the toilet and bathtub are missing. And then you realize you’re actually in a closet.

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Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article4053889.html#storylink=cpy

 

 

BLACK TOILET PAPER  Why would you give somebody black toilet paper? To answer that question, let’s quote the Amazon Product Description: “Black toilet paper will make a statement in any bathroom.”

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article4053889.html#storylink=cpy

 

OSTRICH PILLOW This is the perfect gift for the busy executive or airline pilot on your holiday gift list who needs to “get away from it all” by power-napping for brief periods, although preferably not during takeoff or landing.

 

Much more at the link...

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Black on White on Black Crime

Black Male Crisis: Ferguson-Inspired Documentary in the Works
... "A call for action:

Americans need to take action. Black lives matter. All lives matter and we can’t tell their stories and help America changes its values without your help.

 

Imagery Of Innocent White People Victimized By Blacks Since Integration Was Created in 1964 *  "Note:  In 2005, the Justice Dept. - in one of only two cases that I can find - released a report regarding crimes that crossed racial lines.  More than 90% of all the violence in these types of crimes came from African-Americans.  And almost ALL of their victims - 580,000 of them -  were white. SOURCE (bottom of pg)
                                               
" All the images below, which represent less than 1% of the total white victims of black violence,  are taken from my 'victim's list.'  If you have any questions, or complaints, leave them in the comment section at the bottom of the page. "   See all the images here.

 

 Black Males: Murder / Attempted Murder Of White Police Officers
*Very informative article, but the underlying message seems to condemn the integration of the 60s, a message I fervently disagree with. I feel the social influences - many because of liberal policies - have had much more to do with this that integration. I never want to go back to those shameful days when blacks had to take the leftovers of society that were not claimed by whites. However I utterly condemn the racist violence that the left hopes to benefit from; demagogues such as Sharpton and Jackson being the role models for such disgusting business. The Tunnel Dweller.

 "My Internet search - so far - has produced the following for police officers gunned down since 1970:
--White police officers gunned down by Black males:  
    Deceased = 167
    Survived = 20

--Black police officers gunned down by White males:  
   Deceased = 3 
   Injured = 0 

 

“What if they held an election but America’s President said it didn’t count?”

Legal Insurrection   "We did, in November!"

 

"I just stumbled on this video from Conservative War Chest at FOX Nation and there’s only one word to describe it.
"Brutal.
"This spot goes after Obama, the Democratic Party and the liberal media. It perfectly captures the mood of conservative post-midterm America.
"Check it out:
 

 

"Here’s the description from Conservative War Chest::

Obama Putting at Risk “What’s Best About America”
(Washington, DC)—“As families gather to celebrate the American miracle, many are troubled and in disbelief this Thanksgiving because the President of the United States has “gone rogue” and is abetted by a compliant media,” Mike Flynn, spokesman of Conservative War Chest said announcing the new 2-minute television ad. “Just weeks ago, millions of Americans voted for a new direction in this country. Unfortunately, the President has chosen to slip the surly bonds of politics and ignore the voters,” Flynn added.

"Well said."

Bloomberg Politics: The Epic Two-Minute Attack Ad That Will Hit Mary Landrieu on Thanksgiving

VIDEO] Eating Spaghetti: Golden Retriever versus German Shepherd

Should you be considering one of these dogs for a pet, you may want to know this.

Bookworm Room

 

Justice Dept Investigation Is Next Chapter In Ferguson Case

Ferguson demonstrators rioted a second night Tuesday with TV cameras airing all the mayhem over the Missouri grand jury's verdict which sided in favor of the Ferguson cop. The rioters smashed the window of a Pay-Less shoe store and looted the place. They took everything except the work boots. Argus Hamilton

http://comicallyincorrect.com/2014/11/26/ferguson-looting/

 

Noisy Room  

• ISIS Extremists Vow to Send Militants to Fight Ferguson Police Forces Once Rioters Pledge Allegiance to Caliph
• #Ferguson Protesters Wave Commie Flags – Hand Out Commie Leaflets – Chant About Revolution
• Obama WH to Promote #Ferguson Indoctrination – Including Classroom Memorials to Mike Brown
• Church Attended by Michael Brown Family Burned in Wake of Grand Jury Decision; Pastor does Not Think Rioters to Blame – Video 11/27/14
• St. Michael the Gentle Giant, patron saint for the Racially Aggrieved
• BOOM: Black Residents Guard White-Owned Business With Assault Rifles During Ferguson Riots
• ‘Hands up don’t shoot IS A LIE’ – David Webb DESTROYS false Ferguson narrative on the Five
• ISIS seeks converts among Ferguson rioters
• Michael Brown vs. Miriam Carey

Andrew C. McCarthy: Progressive Mythography; Officer Wilson should never even have been brought before the grand jury.  ... "Suddenly, grand-jury procedure was all the rage. Commentators better known for parroting the bromide that a prosecutor can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich went berserk when the sandwich on offer was a white cop and the grand jury refused to bite."

CNN: Michael Brown autopsy “expert” may be a fraud   "The easiest conclusion one can reach is that the media didn’t feel the need to check into Parcells’ background and claims because he gave them the narrative that they wanted to sell. If that’s the case, then Parcells wasn’t the one running the con."

Fuel Me Once

 

... "What this incendiary situation does not need is Barack Hussein Obama second-guessing the Grand Jury and telling the looters (in wink-wink nudge-nudge fashion) that they damn well should be angry at filthy awful white people. Unfortunately, that's the subtext that came through loud and clear in his statement following the announcement of the Ferguson decision." ...