In a totally real report, The Babylon Bee tells us how the White House plans to stop Biden from tripping

  Twitchy  "Yesterday, we reported how the White House actually is working on a plan to prevent Joe Biden from tripping. And if you needed any proof that G-d exists and He has a sense of humor, then Biden proceeded to nearly fall down the stairs when getting off Air Force One.

"And now we have to take our hats off to The Babylon Bee because they have has unveiled exactly how they plan to keep Biden from tripping from now on. It's quite a scoop for them!" . . 

To Avoid Embarrassing Falls, Aides Will Now Transport Biden Using Presidential Hand Truck | Babylon Bee   WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced a new directive Tuesday they say will put an end to President Joe Biden's endless pratfalls once and for all: transporting the leader of the free world on an official presidential hand truck

"Whoa, look at me go!" Biden said excitedly as he was pushed up the tarmac to Air Force One. "I'm flying!"

The presidential hand truck was specially designed by the nation's top scientists and is reportedly able to withstand the blast of a nuclear bomb.

"This baby is made out of the same heavy-duty material as the space shuttle," said Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre as she introduced the stylish presidential hand truck, code-named Limp. "It's completely bulletproof and capable of speeds in excess of 5 miles per hour."

According to sources, Biden is impressed by the hand truck's ability to whisk him away from journalists who keep asking him annoying questions about his undeniable corruption.

"Whoosh!" Biden cried out on one such occasion. "Frender limbergrander, man! Weeeeeeeee!"

At publishing time, the president had honored the hand truck with a Presidential Medal of Freedom.

"Indeed, here's Jeff Sessions using the lower end of the spectrum of force the law allows, though more subtly than we would have:" 

"It goes to show you how well known this behavior was, behind closed doors."

It's the goofy left, stupid

  Silvio Canto, Jr. - American Thinker   "What about this?  The man who gave us "it's the economy, stupid" is now back with another gem. This is James Carville with Bill Maher:

Carville said he found them "annoying and silly" after Maher mocked the notion of "pregnant men."

"Most people don't even know what they're talking about," Carville said. "The identity left are silly. They're not evil, they're just goofy."

The Democratic strategist argued that White leftists had hijacked the term
"woke" and driven voters away from the party. 

"What happened is, overeducated, coastal White people, got ahold of the word and [like] they do with everything else, they completely f---ed it up and p----- everybody in the country off," he said bluntly. "If we could just get the humanities faculty at Amherst [College] to shut the f--- up, we'd be a lot better off."

While only 10% of the party actually identified as progressive, he argued, they dragged the entire party down.     

"The number of MAGA people is 65%. We pay a greater price for 10% of our party, than they pay for 65% of their party," Carville complained.

After Maher brought up how Trump was drawing more support from minorities, Carville said this was because there was an attitude of elitism in the Democratic Party that turned off voters.

"There is a certain coastal arrogance in this country, and people feel it," he said. "You got all these preachy people telling you what you should do."

 "Overeducated coastal white people who need to shut the (expletive deleted) up? Preachy people telling you what you should do? " . . .

Another Trump indictment and what a coincidence, just as some damning news about Joe Biden's corruption rolls out

"The sleaze is amazing. We'll be lucky if the USA even survives at all."

Trump puts Joe Biden on NOTICE:

"We will evict Joe Biden from the White House... They're evil. They're sick."

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— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) September 26, 2023

  Monica Showalter- American Thinker  "Another judicial book thrown at President Trump, and sure enough, it coincided with some very bad news about Joe Biden's corruption.

"Start with how news flashed about a New York judge throwing out this ruling to Get Trump at 4:43 p.m. Eastern yesterday:

NEW YORK (AP) — A judge ruled Tuesday that Donald Trump committed fraud for years while building the real estate empire that catapulted him to fame and the White House, and he ordered some of the former president’s companies removed from his control and dissolved.

Judge Arthur Engoron, ruling in a civil lawsuit brought by New York Attorney General Letitia James, found that Trump and his company deceived banks, insurers and others by massively overvaluing his assets and exaggerating his net worth on paperwork used in making deals and securing loans.

Engoron ordered that some of Trump’s business licenses be rescinded as punishment, making it difficult or impossible for them to do business in New York, and said he would continue to have an independent monitor oversee Trump Organization operations.

"Now let's look at the kind of news that came just before it, at 2:08 p.m. Eastern:"

 

Electric Car EXPLODES into Flames on Driveway, Sets Fire to Family Home – WATCH

 Daily Fetch

"An electric car exploded into a massive fire ball while sitting on the driveway of a family home, which also caught fire, according to reports.

"Emergency fire services were called to a home in Bromborough, Wirral, UK, at around 10 pm after receiving reports that a car was on fire.

"The blaze from the electric car was so big the family’s home also caught fire.

"According to a report from The Liverpool Echo, the fire blackened the two-story family home.

"A man told the outlet that after speaking to the owners of the electric car, they said they believed the blaze was caused by a “malfunctioning electric car battery.”

“ 'I was in bed and heard this popping noise. It sounded like fireworks going off,” the man said.

“ 'I went outside with my mum, and there were bright lights with a car up in flames over the road,” he continued.

“ 'The owner was in the house when it happened but got out,” the man said.

“ 'She told me this morning that the car was only a month old with a thousand miles on the clock and the car battery malfunctioned,” he noted." . . .

'Erasing History': Native American Group Demands Commanders Change Name To Redskins -

 

Analyzing America

ICYMI: A Native American group is urging the new owners of the Washington Commanders to restore the football team’s original name, the Washington Redskins, or face a Bud Light-like national boycott. https://t.co/J4k3XCis28 pic.twitter.com/motOElEzBq

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) August 14, 2023

"The rise of cancel culture and political correctness has resulted in the country removing many historic landmarks and renaming professional sports teams.

After 106 years, the Cleveland Indians renamed themselves the Cleveland Guardians in 2022. Similarly, after 87 years, the Washington Redskins were named “the Washington Football Team” and then later “the Washington Commanders” in 2020.

However, a petition is gaining momentum by the Native American Guardian Association (NAGA) to demand the organization revert back to its original name of “Redskins.” More than 80,000 people have signed the petition. (Poll: Is the Country Going In The Right Direction Under Biden? VOTE)" . . .

“Americans see they are losing their rights because of a vicious cancel culture that shows little care for their concerns or civil liberties; It is time to support leaders, brands and organizations who will stand with EVERY AMERICAN, rather than fighting against them.

Gaslighting demonstrated in real life by KJP

 

What Does the White House Call the Border Situation? KJP Won’t Answer That Question. – PJ Media   . . ."Make no mistake about it: the Biden administration knows what it’s doing. The more immigrants who come in, the harder it is to keep track of them, and as soon as Democrats are in a position to pass amnesty, they will, and then voila! we have thousands, if not millions, of new Democrat voters ready to keep them in power. And there’s a reason why the Biden administration wants them to stay in Texas or be sent to red states. Think about it.

That’s why the White House will continue to insist that there is no crisis. It can’t be a crisis if it’s all part of the plan… not that the White House wants to admit what the real plan is, hence, the reason why, when Jean-Pierre was questioned by Fox News White House Correspondent Peter Doocy about what the White House calls the current situation at the border, she refused to answer.

“What do you call it here at the White House when 10,000 people illegally cross the border in a single day?”. . .