Sunday, February 2, 2020

American Silliness; 2/2/2020; Democrats offer the best material

Legal Insurrection  MSNBC primetime host tweets bizarre theory and his followers spread it far and wide.
. . . "O’Donnell is not wrong. Bolton is a war hawk. BOMB ALL THE THINGS.
"But come on! MSNBC, are you really going to keep these conspiracy theorists on your network?
"You may have thought that the Coronavirus is serious because people are sick and dying from it, but CNN has found a much more problematic angle to the story. It seems the people who make up Trump’s task force to fight the disease aren’t very diverse.
"It’s getting harder and harder to tell the liberal media apart from parody sites like the Babylon Bee:"


"Warren says that she will have a "young trans person" interview her future Secretary of Education and only hire this future secretary if the young trans person approves."
Pander: "gratify or indulge (an immoral or distasteful desire, need, or habit or a person with such a desire, etc.).  "newspapers are pandering to people's baser instincts' "  Bing   Drag queen story hours
(Right) An amazing demon drag queen has entertained children in Michelle Obama’s library "A demon drag queen has entertained children at the Michelle Obama public library.
"The library in Long Beach, California, invited a drag queen replete in glorious red-tipped horns to read stories to the delighted kids." . . .
Bill Maher is opposed.: “Is this not crazy stuff?” he said, while also jokingly asking if Warren was running to serve as “President of Berkeley.”
Hillary Clinton ended the practice of humble concessions  . . . "Before and after Gore, all those who were defeated licked their wounds in private while publicly bowing to the will of the people.
"Except Hillary Clinton. Although she conceded to Donald Trump in November of 2016, she soon made it very clear that she did not consider his victory legitimate.
"That launched the Russia, Russia, Russia hysteria — and it was highly contagious."

Babylon Bee: CNN Airs Free Commercial For Trump Campaign. Lemon Triggered By Invasion of His Privacy

Babylon Bee  Fake news you can trust




"ATLANTA, GA—Many people think of Don Lemon and his fellow CNN hosts as elite, out-of-touch snobs. But this couldn't be further from the truth.
"Take, for instance, Don Lemon's compassionate act of generosity to the Trump campaign. He just filmed a commercial for Trump's reelection, entirely free of charge.
"CNN said they are trying to smooth things over with Republicans by donating footage to Trump's reelection effort.
""I just wanted to extend an olive branch by offering the Trump campaign this free footage of a progressive elite mocking the commoners," Lemon said. "Since we at CNN spend most of our time trying to help out Democrats and parroting progressive talking points, it's only fair that we even the odds by offering Trump free ammunition to ensure his reelection."
" 'You're welcome!"
"Lemon has also offered to send the Trump campaign complimentary footage of himself and the other CNN hosts whacking a Trump supporter using wet pool noodles."

Babylon Bee: Don Lemon Furious About His Privacy Being Invaded By People Actually Watching His Show  "Don Lemon responded Tuesday to criticism of a segment in which he and two guests ridiculed Trump supporters. In his response, a furious Lemon blasted critics for the invasion of his privacy.
“ 'I want you all to have a bit of sympathy and think how’d you feel if things you said in the privacy of a therapy office, at home with friends, or on CNN on a Saturday night were blasted out for the entire world to hear,” Lemon said on his show. “You’d feel violated.”
"Lemon explained that what he said with guests Rick Wilson and Wajahat Ali was never supposed to be seen by anyone, which is why it was on CNN prime time on a weekend. “It was just friends messing around,” Lemon said. “Can you imagine how shocked we were when the next week we saw it on the internet? People were watching us?” Lemon then began to look a bit scared. “What else did you overhear? Because that was all really private.”
"After the speech, the rest of Lemon’s show was much more subdued, Lemon and his guests not saying anything and just occasionally glancing fearfully at the cameras."

Not satire: MSNBC is in a close race with CNN and the Babylon Bee
. . . "But come on! MSNBC, are you really going to keep these conspiracy theorists on your network?