The following is a transcript of a conversation in the Oval Office passed to me simultaneously by the German, French, and British intelligence services, along with copies of their governments' complaints about the immorality of American spying on its allies.
Rice: Mr. President, I have some bad news.
POTUS: They haven’t canceled all my fundraisers set for tomorrow, have they?
Rice: Nothing that serious, but bad enough.
POTUS: What then. Spit it out, I have a golf date in 10 minutes.
Rice: The Mexicans have started massing troops on the Texas border, and providing arms to a group of illegal immigrants.
POTUS: Why?
Rice: They say that we illegally annexed Texas and they plan to take it back as part of the New Mexico.
POTUS: New Mexico? Why would anyone want that?
Rice: Not our state, Mr. President, the New Mexico nation, with all the territory we stole from them reunited with the current Mexican state.
POTUS. If that’s what they want, can we accommodate them by ceding a few thousands of acres?
Rice: No, Mr. President. They want it all and they also want to move their troops in to protect the Hispanics living in our country. They say we are abusing them. More here...