The Babylon Bee Guide To Critical Race Theory

  The Babylon Bee

"Back in the good old days, CRT just stood for "cathode ray tube," as in, "Ugh, I've gotta pack up my giant CRT monitor and lug it over to Bert's LAN party." 

"But no more! Now, it stands for "Critical Race Theory" apparently. Everyone's talking about it, so now we've got to google it and find out what it means. After extensive googling, here's what we found out about CRT:

"Origins: God made everything good, and then this snake showed up in the Garden of Eden and was like, “Why can’t you have the fruit from that tree over there?” and the sins of pride, jealousy and all the rest were born, sowing the seeds for critical race theory. More recently, people were discontent with their lives despite living in the most prosperous time in human history and had to come up with something to be upset about, so they invented CRT in order to find discontentment and oppression in every situation.

"Beliefs: People are inherently good or evil based on the color of their skin. There are some other minor details like wanting to topple Western Civilization, categorizing people into classes of oppressor and oppressed, and eliminating the individual in favor of group identities, but yeah. The hating people for the color of their skin is most of it.

"Prominent adherents: Robin DiAngelo, Ibram X. Kendi, the aforementioned snake in the garden.

"Opponents: Thomas Sowell, America, the gospel of Jesus Christ.

"How to spot a CRT adherent: Look for someone who is obsessed with race, always talking about it, tweeting about it, and screaming at other people about it. It's a clear sign of a CRT disciple." . . .

Left Explodes Over 60 Minutes Story on Young People Who Regret Transitioning

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“I can’t believe that I transitioned and detransitioned, including hormones and surgery, in the course of, like, less than one year. It’s completely crazy.”

"A recent 60 Minutes segment talked about red states denying hormones and surgery to transgender youth. However, the news program made the grave mistake of including a part about young people who regret transitioning.

"The left is furious that 60 Minutes included dissenting voices.

"The Daily Wire has details:

60 Minutes Runs Explosive Segment Featuring Young Transgender Individuals Who Decided To Reverse Course

On Sunday, CBS News’ “60 Minutes” ran a segment about transgender issues facing today’s young people in America, which featured, in part, transgender individuals who decided to reverse course after taking hormones and undergoing surgery. . . . 

Lockheed Martin grovels before the PC crowd

There are so very many slights given to black society; Not just the cruelties in the form of insults and disrespect to individuals, but of demeaning the very qualities of black mothers and fathers in the presence of their friends and families. 

Can anyone watch an old black and white movie that shows African Americans with wide-eyed amazement at everyday things they do not understand, giving all others joy and laughter at their expense? Everything they did was to amuse whites, they having been born for such a role. 

Those of us shamed over this disrespect of people who deserve honor and dignity as family leaders and role models want very much to have them receive all that. 

What about this course would have made Reginald Denny safe from the Rodney King rioters who broke his skull into scores of pieces? Will it turn the angry scowls of activists like Sharpton, Waters, and the mob of Democrats in Congress into polite greetings?

 If a white person walks past a group of young black males will they no longer feel fear of injury or death at their hands? Will business owners feel free to build commercial projects that will employ people in "non- privileged" areas without fear of anti-white riots burning them down?

At least some elements of society must do their part but resist the vindictive and demeaning efforts of the politically correct masters. 

 The trainers reportedly linked the “roots of white male culture” to traits including a “can-do attitude” and “hard work” which can ultimately have “devastating” effects for women and minorities.

National Review: Lockheed Martin Put Executives Through Training to Unlearn ‘White Male Privilege’: Report  . . . “ 'This is pure neoracism from a company that receives billions of taxpayer dollars every year,” Rufo said in a tweet thread sharing his reporting. “I call on the United States Senate to launch an immediate inquiry into the racist practices at @LockheedMartin. We must shut this down before it endangers our national security.' ”

NY Post: The participants from Lockheed Martin engaged in activities over Zoom that included a “free association” exercise in which the term “white men” was equated to “old,” “racist,” “privileged,” “anti-women,” “angry,” “Aryan Nation” and “KKK,” the City Journal reported Wednesday.

Ted Cruz Gets ATF Nominee to Admit Just How Much He and Biden Want to Take Our Guns

 RedState

. . . "Chipman claims the AR-15 is a “particularly lethal weapon.” Pray tell, please tell us how? This is a statement meant to play to the ignorance — it’s not a machine gun, it fires one bullet per trigger pull. It’s popular because it’s light and easily adaptable. But there are far more deadly things than the AR-15.

"But basically, that’s an excuse to grab the most popular weapon in the country. And if they can do that, they can grab any gun.

"It means this nominee has no understanding of or respect for the Constitution and neither does Joe Biden." . . .

The eye level view of Joe Biden telling a Michigan auto worker "You're full of shit" and then shhhing a female staffer is a must watch.pic.twitter.com/gJ0BsP19UE

— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) March 10, 2020

Stop Saying 'People of Color' When You Mean Black | Opinion

 Newsweek

. . . "But the national conversation hasn't been perfect. Far from it. And we've noticed one particular penchant that we feel requires correction: the use of the term "people of color" when what you mean is Black" . . .