Don Surber "Eric Zorn chuckled at the worries of we mere mortals last August.
" 'Somehow, people are not yet marrying their pets," Zorn wrote in the Chicago Tribune.
"More than 16 years after the Netherlands became the first nation to legalize same-sex marriage, more than two years after the U.S. Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage in the United States, bestiality remains illegal."
"Canada would like a word with Mister Zorn.
" 'Sex acts with animals are legal in Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved, according to a surprise ruling issued by the Supreme Court," the Independent reported.
" 'The determination stemmed from a case involving a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts sexually assaulting his stepdaughters, including one count of bestiality. But the man, identified only as DLW, was acquitted of the bestiality count with the new ruling."
"This was a 7-1 ruling, meaning Canada has only one sane Supreme Court justice.
"We barely have five." . . .