"So many inspiring speeches that could have been made even better if they were given in the unmistakable fashion of Joe Biden. It's too bad every president can't capture the same magic." Babylon Bee (below)
From the Babylon Bee: 10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden | Babylon Bee "Have you ever noticed that Joe Biden has a funny way of speaking? From his endearing way of retelling events that never happened to his uncanny ability to make up new words on the spot, it's a fascinating testament to his abilities as a communicator. If only other presidents throughout history could do the same thing!
"The Babylon Bee is here to provide the following glimpse at what it would have been like if other presidents spoke like Joe Biden:
- "Four score and seven… eight hundred… sixty-five million… billion million… years… anyway…": Honest Abe spitting numbers Joe Biden style is how it should be done.
- "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this...uh, you know... the thing!": A truly powerful moment in history from Ronald Reagan.
- "We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy but because my uncle was eaten by cannibals. True story, folks.": The space race was never the same after this gem from JFK." . . .
Joe Biden Comes to Town - Lauri B. Regan "Here is a firsthand account of what it’s like when a senile leftist president invades and disrupts a small town."
If not senile, we must realize Biden has been a very unintelligent man, doing very unintelligent things his whole life. TD
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