"The Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus arrived in California for shows this week in Sacramento. They agreed to phase out the elephants in their shows next year. Now all the clowns who sweep up after the elephants may have to take on new jobs as presidential campaign spokespersons."
"The White House is planning a huge welcome ceremony when Pope Francis arrives for his visit with President Obama Thursday. On a personal level, eyewitnesses have noticed there’s a natural friction between Pope Francis and President Obama. Neither likes the other’s holier-than-thou attitude."
Comedian Argus Hamilton