Townhall
"With all the awful things happening now – the discord, the anger, the stupidity – at least those of my
generation can rest easy knowing that the Millennials are going to suffer after we’re gone. Sure, I’m
going to die a lot sooner than them – unless someone invents some sort of expensive life extension
potion that I can buy but they can’t because they will still be paying off their degrees in Oppression
Studies and Virtue Signaling Arts until the year 2083. But at least I’ll know that we left them a
suitably terrible world, since they are a terrible generation.
"Millennials are the spawn we deserve – annoying, posturing, and frequently pierced. They are
utterly convinced of their own moral superiority, and yet they don’t even believe in morals. Well,
that’s not quite true – they just confuse morals with the increasingly bizarre patchwork of taboos
and fetishes of the social justice weirdos they use as their moral compasses. When you ask people,
“What’s the world’s biggest problem,” and they answer, “The structural paradigm imposed by
cisgender Western males,” and you reply, “How about, I dunno, ISIS?” and they answer “Well, who
are we to judge their culture?” it’s slappin’ time. " . . .