The Real Politically Incorrect WebRing
"Please use the PC alternative...."
Conclusion: Political correctness changes our language to reflect left wing ideas.
"Please use the PC alternative...."
| Alive | Temporarily metabolically abled. |
| Bald | Follicularly challenged |
| Body Odour | Non discretionary fragrance |
| Broken Home | Dysfunctional family |
| Caretaker | Site Engineer |
| Clumsy | Uniquely coordinated |
| Criminal | Behaviourally challenged |
| Dead | Living impaired |
| Dishonest | Ethically disoriented |
| Drunk | Chemically inconvenienced |
| Dustman | Sanitation Engineer |
| Fail | Achieve a deficiency |
| Fairy | Petite airborne humanoid with mystical powers |
| Fat | Horizontally challenged |
| Foreign Food | Ethnic cuisine |
| Ghetto | Economically disadvantaged area |
| Girlfriend | Unpaid sex worker |
| Gossip | Speedy transmission of near-factual information |
| Housewife | Domestic Engineer |
| Ignorant | Knowledge-based non-possessor |
| Illegal Aliens | Undocumented Immigrants |
| Jailer | Custodial Artist |
| Jungle | Rain Forest |
| Late | Rescheduled arrival time |
| Lazy | Motivationally deficient |
| Lumberjack | Tree Murderer |
| Natural Disaster | Global Warming occurrence |
| Prostitute | Sex worker |
| Sex change | Gender reassignment |
| Short | Vertically challenged |
| Shy | Conversationally selective |
| Spendthrift | Negative saver |
| Talkative | Abundantly verbal |
| Tall | Vertically enhanced |
| Trailer Park | Mobile Home community |
| Tramp | Homeless person |
| Ugly | Cosmetically different |
| Unemployed | Involuntarily leisured |
| Vagrant | Nonspecifically destinationed individual |
| White Trash | White Trash |
| Worst | Least best |
| Wrong | Differently logical |
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