Thursday, April 20, 2023

Tucker [blasts] Eric Swalwell's Career With Brutal Takedown ; Babylon Bee helps out

He was removed from the House Intelligence Committee in January by incoming Republican Speaker Kevin McCarthy over his involvement with a suspected Chinese spy who successfully placed an intern in his office. 

 Trending Politics  "Fox News host Tucker Carlson didn’t hold back in crucifying Congressman Eric Swalwell (D-CA) over his latest financial reports showing luxury travel to Miami and New York paid for by campaign donors.

“ 'When he’s not shagging Chinese spies, he gets to travel all over the world at his donors’ expense,” joked Carlson, referencing Swalwell’s relationship with Christine Fang in an alleged Chinese honeypot operation.

“ 'If he wants to he can hang out on the beach in a Hawaiian shirt with an umbrella drink, gold chains, and a chest wig.”. . .


. . ."Swalwell, who has been a co-chair of the House Democratic Steering Committee since 2016, hasn’t been shy about reporting his jet-setting excursions. Last summer he reported renting a limousine and holding a fundraising event at the five-star Ritz in Paris, far from the 14th congressional district southwest of San Francisco.

Chadwick Moore, a contributor at The Spectator, joined Carlson to dive deeper into the congressman’s spending habits.". . .


Security Concerns Raised As Eric Swalwell's Girlfriend Revealed To Be President Xi In A Wig | Babylon Bee  - "Security concerns were raised over how bad Chinese spying has gotten after it was revealed this week that Eric Swalwell had been secretly dating President Xi Jinping in a wig.

" 'Hey, wait a minute!" said an FBI agent as he saw Rep. Swalwell holding hands with a woman who looked suspiciously like President Xi in light makeup, a dress, and a wig. "That's that Chinese guy! Get him!" Pulling the wig off, the agent revealed the Chinese woman to be Xi himself.

" 'Cheryl... why? Why did you lie to me? We had something great!" Swalwell said, tears in his eyes, as President Xi activated his jetpack and escaped.". . .

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