Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

- Argus Hamilton (jewishworldreview.com)

• Steven Spielberg thanked Tom Cruise for insisting to Paramount that his last Top Gun movie not be streamed until its run in the theaters was over. He said it saved the movie industry. Moving forward Tom Cruise's next movie will be shot in outer space or, as Scientologists call it, the Old Country.
• • The Hollywood Reporter ran an article about older stars dating young women in the wake of all the publicity generated by Leonardo DiCaprio from dating women half his age. People magazine reported that Al Pacino is fifty years older than his fiancée. They are planning an open-casket wedding.
• Transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney became a woke star thanks to the Bud Light boycott over [his] image on the cans. [His] face was also on the cartons. I saw it and just assumed it was a Surgeon General's warning that if you drink too many Bud Lights you may wake up next to a woman with a penis. [Sorry, Argus; I cannot call a man by a feminine term.TD]
•  Budweiser released a series of patriotic ads starring the Clydesdales Monday. They are desperate to retrieve the customers they lost when they decided to put a Transgender on the Bud Light cans. The greatest day of my life was the day I discovered I don't need alcohol in order to make bad decisions.
•  Chicago teens went wild looting the shopping district en masse Sunday. The kids used Instagram to time the surprise meet-up and the mob was looting stores and smashing cars well before the cops arrived. The five-second rule for food dropped onto the floor doesn't work if you have a two-second dog.
• • Elon Musk gave an interview to Tucker Carlson Monday in which the billionaire industrialist and innovator warned that AI could get recklessly out of control and cause civilization to collapse. I recently bought a book titled How to Overcome Artificial Intelligence. I saw it advertised on Facebook.
• • The AARP set up a Fraud Watch Network to help its members avoid online shopping scams that involve scammers pretending to be legitimate sellers. The bargains they offer prey on human greed. I sure hope the diamond bracelet I just ordered for my girlfriend is real, otherwise I'm out twenty bucks.