New Bernie Sanders ice cream: $3.99 a carton, with tax $200 million

Tax hiker dines with tax dodger

Andrew Malcolm "Most weekday nights we post on Twitter some late-night jokes before broadcast. Occasionally, we collect them and others here. See you on my Twitter page."

""Conan: The Obamas complained recently that the White House wi-fi is weak. That’s why as of this morning, the Obama family moved into a Starbucks.
"Meyers: During a recent Democratic town hall Hillary Clinton told voters, “I never thought I’d be standing on a stage here asking for people to vote for me for president.” Because she thought she’d already be done being President by now.
"Fallon: After Bernie Sanders won the New Hampshire primary by more than 20 points. Bernie said he’s always liked New Hampshire, especially because he was around when it was still Old Hampshire.
"Meyers: Sanders beat Clinton in New Hampshire in every voter demographic. Including older white voters, younger white voters and, well, that’s all they have there.
"Meyers: Bernie Sanders yesterday interrupted his own speech to rush to the aid of a man who fainted in the audience. Luckily, Bernie was able to shout him back to consciousness.ARE YOU OKAY? WAKE UP, THE MIDDLE CLASS IS DISAPPEARING!