. . ."While on this subject, President Trump just renamed San Andreas. From now on it'll be known as Biden's Fault."
• President Trump responded favorably Friday to an invitation by King Charles for the U.S. to join the Commonwealth. The president just beat me to a great joke. I can't think of a more perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of America's Independence than by rejoining the British Empire.
• Daily Variety reports Disney's new Snow White received terrible reviews and suffered a poor box-office in its opening weekend. If you saw it on an airplane flight, you'd walk out. I did think it was chivalrous of Disney to give us comedians an easy drug joke by casting a Colombian as Snow White.
• Oil and Gas Journal reports that the U.S. will be producing a record 14 million barrels of oil every day this year, which will help lower prices at the pump due to the increased supply. It gets even better. From watching the news last week, the whole country learned you CAN use gasoline with a Tesla.
• The White House vowed swift prosecution and justice for protestors who are firebombing Tesla dealerships. Quickly responding to the fire-bombings, California Governor Gavin Newsom issued an order requiring all Teslas to park next to a fire hydrant. Now dogs can kill two birds with one stone.
• Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is reportedly going to challenge Chuck Schumer for his New York Senate seat in the Democratic primary. AOC is being promoted by supporters as the girl with something extra. In West Hollywood that's what you call a girl whose measurements are 36-24-36- and 9.
• Al Sharpton launched an attack on President Trump eliminating DEI programs. Democrats love DEI. They believe that Trump must be stopped before he issues a new executive order removing all black chess pieces from the playing board, and replacing them by high-achieving yellow chess pieces.
• The White House revoked the Associated Press's press credentials from the press room and Air Force One because they won't refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America in news reports. While on this subject, President Trump just renamed San Andreas. From now on it'll be known as Biden's Fault.
• The White House released 80,000 long-sought, super-secret CIA files on the JFK assassination last week. The revelations in the files that were kept top- secret from the public were sensational. We learned just as everybody suspected, that NFL referees really do cheat in favor of the Kansas City Chiefs.
• Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was in the Oval Office Friday to announce Boeing will build the new F-47 stealth fighter. At least the pilots have parachutes. Hegseth's announcement that the contract to build the Pentagon's new F-47 stealth fighter jet was awarded to Boeing blew my doors off.
• Attorney General Pam Bondi ripped District Judge Boasberg for trying to conduct foreign policy from the bench by trying to slap restrictions on Trump's presidential powers. It never ends. Yesterday, an activist judge ordered President Trump not to move his head during the next assassination attempt.