"We’re not “exiling” anyone; we’re making dreams come true for impoverished families. It’s an act of love and friendship. We’re giving them what they want."
White liberals LOVE the Palestinian people. Whenever anything about Israel or the Middle East pops up in the news, white liberals say the exact same thing as Mrs. Lovejoy, only replacing “children” with “Palestinians”:
"For Trump’s plan to work, the Palestinians would need to be physically relocated from Gaza. Which can certainly be done: History is rife with examples of populations being moved. Some of the darkest, ugliest pages in our history books are replete with examples.
"And that’s the problem: The PR fallout would be devastating.
"The optics of forcibly displacing civilians from their ancestral homeland, stripping them of their possessions, and marching men, women, and children at gunpoint would have highly unpredictable outcomes, especially in an Age of TikTok. Worst case scenario, it could trigger an explosion of radical Islamic opposition that topples regimes, ends peace agreements, and leads to global terrorism.
"Nobody is entirely sure how the fabled “Arab Street” would react, but clearly, the consequences of misreading it would be devastating. As a risk-reward proposition, it could be a very dangerous wager.
"But if it’s mainly a PR problem, then there ought to be a PR solution.
"Here’s our challenge: How do we change the Mid East narrative away from forcibly exiling the poor Palestinians civilians to one of hopeful, excited Palestinian families grinning from ear-to-ear, eagerly awaiting a wonderful future because they GET to leave?
"And it’s simple: Have a lotto.
"To get the ball rolling, we need 5 thousand new apartments built along the beach or in a city somewhere in Jordan, Egypt, or elsewhere. The apartments should be lovely; we’d want beautiful “artistic renderings” of happy families living together in paradise.
"Build ‘em ASAP.
"Then offer these beautiful new apartments to the Palestinian people. Give ‘em away for free (or at a ridiculous discount). And put the sign-up sheet in the middle of town at noon under some kind of lotto system… and GO!" . . .
Watchtower Society PR would work wonders in this effort; it's ubiquitous in their literature.
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