Release The Chakra! Hillary Campaign In Talks To Bring Al Gore To Campaign Trail…

Weasel Zippers  "They must be desperate if they think Al “Human Ambien” Gore will help."
Via NY Times:

Can Mr.Gore help prevent a third party?

2010: Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to "Release His Second Chakra"   . . . "Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”

"Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”

The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.

Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”

And Mr. Gore can indeed bellow as we see below:

"President Bush played on our fears"

The label says "Obama played on our fears", but that is mislabeled; Gore is speaking of President Bush and the war in Iraq. 

Perhaps we can assume if Obama or Gore were president at the time instead of George Bush the 9-11 terrorists would have suffered no consequences. Sure, Obama would have shouted that those who committed this crime would hear from us all very soon, but I cannot see anything else coming after that. 
I can see Mr. Obama fitting in very well with the "what did we do wrong to make them hate us?" crowd.  The Tunnel Dweller.