Monday, February 10, 2020

How's Uncle Joe doing lately?


Spin Room Indeed: Biden Surrogate Symone Sanders Does Damage Control After Biden Says He Won't Win New Hampshire "Manchester, NH - As expected, former Vice President Joe Biden provided a few gaffes at Friday's Democratic presidential debate at St. Anselm College. The worse the gaffes are, the worse his team had to try and spin it in the post-debate spin room. But Symone Sanders tried.
"At one point during Friday's contest, Biden admitted that he didn't do well in Iowa, and added that he's probably not going to do well here in New Hampshire either. It was a cringey answer, and one that the press had a field day with in the spin room as Sanders, the Biden campaign's senior adviser, tried to assure us that Biden was still going to compete." . . .

People should drop Biden's “lying, dog-faced pony soldier” remark; he was talking in jest the way we talked on our job site all my life.  . . . "On Sunday, Biden uttered a phrase so bizarre that the internet has been buzzing about it for hours: When a young woman asked him a tough question, he responded by calling her a “lying, dog-faced pony soldier.” There is some debate about whether he was jocular or angry (we side with jocular), but the words are clear: . . ."
Its what the left has been doing with Trump's "Hey Russia! can you find us Hillary's emails?"
"Dog-Face Soldier" was the official song of many WW2 Army units.




Here's a bombshell!
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"In what's being called a game-changer for the 2020 Democratic primary, Joe Biden has landed the coveted endorsement of Corn Pops cereal." . . .
After Biden claimed he stood up to a gang leader named CornPop armed with a razor, Kellogg's quickly signed Biden to a multi-million-dollar contract. Biden will appear on cereal boxes and in TV spots. The Corn Pops logo will appear prominently in future Biden campaign stops and on the side of his bus. He'll also wear a CornPops blazer while giving speeches.
"Gotta have my pops!" Biden says in a new commercial before launching into a long-winded recollection of the incident. He goes on and on about CornPop and how he brought peace to the gang-ridden land of Delaware back in the 1890s with the help of President Ben Franklin and Canada. "Eating Corn Pops is all part of a balanced breakfast for a man who brings peace and harmony to the land like me."
"Before I set out on the rough campaign trail each and every morning, I make sure to have a bowl of Corn Pops to keep my mind sharp," Biden says before smiling and taking a bite of the Pops. "Oopsy-daisy!" he says sheepishly as his teeth fall into the cereal bowl" . . .

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