Friday, June 24, 2022

Politicians on Bicycles, Ranked

 Free Beacon  "President Joe Biden, 79, humiliated himself and his country over the weekend by falling off his bicycle in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. Some pundits argued the fall, which took place on Father's Day Eve, was an act of karmic justice related to Biden's continued refusal to acknowledge the existence of his seventh grandchild, identified in Arkansas court documents as "NJR" and determined with "scientific certainty" to have been fathered by Hunter Biden, the president's crackhead son. Hunter claims to have "no recollection" of having a relationship with the child's mother, a stripper formerly known as "Dallas."

"The incident prompted the following Washington Free Beacon analysis of politicians riding bicycles. It goes without saying that no one should ever ride a bicycle, but it's still possible to look relatively cool with doing it. The "hall of fame" section includes some of the best examples of politicians on bicycles, while the significantly larger "hall of shame" section features some of the absolute worst. Enjoy!"  See the best and worst of biking politicians


WFB Exclusive: Biden's Bicycle Speaks Out

  . . ."The same cannot be said about Joe Biden, which is why I felt compelled to take the action I did. The president and his "doctor" wife (don't get me started) continue to deny the existence of "NJR," determined as they are to punish her for the crime of being born to a "nasty woman." The first few times Joe claimed to have only six grandchildren instead of seven, one could reasonably write it off as a honest mistake given the old man's rapidly deteriorating brain. But when the Bidens hung just six children's stockings above the White House fireplace this past Christmas, I was forced to confront the sinister truth.

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