Friday, November 20, 2009

Apology ideas submitted to Obama's Speechwriter

Lee Cary "Jon, this is only a short list. I can easily expand it to, say, 100 more, including apologizes(sic) to Mexico for the War of 1846, to native Americans who were tricked into selling Manhattan Island for what a medium-priced lunch in a three star restaurant costs there today, to Somalia for recently murdering three of their pirates in cold blood without a trial…and many more. But the list above should be sufficient for a few weeks. Keep up the fine speechwriting, Jon. America has much for which it needs to apologize."

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