Thursday, August 25, 2011

After the vacation comes REDEMPTION!


Obama's jobs (plan? no. outline? no.) "ideas"  "We’ve all been waiting with pregnant anticipation for Dear Ruler to return from his vacation and explain to us his grand jobs plan … right?  Oh yeah!  We’re saved!  Barack Obama, the smartest man ever to become president, has a plan!"....
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Now we are all saddened to learn that it isn’t actually going to be a plan any more.  Drat!  Not a plan?  Now we’ve learned that suddenly it became an outline.....
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Uh oh .. hold on. Now we’re hearing that perhaps an outline became too much for us to expect of Dear Ruler. Now, according to deputy spokesman Josh Earnest, we can anticipate “some reasonable ideas that can have a tangible impact,” Left in the lurch again. Now we’ve been downgraded to some “reasonable ideas.” Well, I’m sure that with all of his experience in business and finance, and considering his understanding of the dynamics of private sector business growth and hiring, Obama will come roaring in the game with “reasonable ideas” that are sure to empty the unemployment lines in no time flat. Neal Boortz

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