"The sentiments on these signs range from outright lies, HATE HAS NO HOME HERE (say the Trump-haters), to tautological nonsense like LOVE IS LOVE and SCIENCE IS REAL.
"Seems to me it's high time for normal, hardworking, America-loving folks to start displaying some lawn signage of their own. The sentiments expressed on these signs should not signal virtue or moral superiority; their intent is merely to accurately reflect the real world, thereby causing pointy liberal heads to explode. Since the American left is so fond of vandalizing or destroying that with which they disagree, a large Doberman on a chain may be a necessary adjunct to such signs, depending upon where you live.
"Liberal lawn signs often begin with the phrase, IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE. To that I say, whaddaya mean, "we"? Since when does everyone in a family share the same beliefs? Don't any of these people have teenagers?
"So keep your lawn sign real and own it: IN MY HOUSE, I BELIEVE. A house, however filled with love and inclusivity as it may be, is not a democracy. The views on the lawn sign should be those of whoever is paying the mortgage. Dissenting members of the household will simply have to wait until they've bought their own home to share their views.
"After establishing ownership of your home and your beliefs, start your conservative sign's list of bromides with a bang:". . .More...
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