Doug Giles . . . "I will tell you, however, that there is someone out there who is
McLovin’ on The Duggars right now. Her name? Hillary Rodham Clinton.
"Why do I think the old Hildebeest be diggin’ on the Duggar debacle?
Well, it’s principally because it’s keeping the coverage off her
abysmally unattended stump speeches, her intergalactic horse-scat and
the disgustingly dirty Clinton Cash. Which, by the way, will have more
massive long-term, detrimental ramifications for our nation, if she’s
elected, then any demonic thing that Duggar dude ever did. Please tell
that to Good Morning America. And that’s not diminishing anything Josh did to his kid sisters, mind you.
"Yep, I guarantee Hillary is in some underground lair donned in a Dr. Evil nehru suit, maniacally laughing her haggard backside off that the limelight is on Josh instead of her dirty deeds done on our dime.
"Matter of fact, I wouldn’t doubt if her cabal had that police chief yield up the sealed Duggar intel to InTouch because it was in Little Rock, y’know? I wonder if that police chief has any connections to The Clintons? Any campaign contributions? Anysoirees over lemonade and sweet potato pie? Now, that would be worth poking around a bit, wouldn’t it? Maybe Peter Schweitzer’s team could take a little “look see” as they say in Arkansas? But that’s enough of my right-wing conspiracy theories." . . .
"Why do I think the old Hildebeest be diggin’ on the Duggar debacle?
Well, it’s principally because it’s keeping the coverage off her
abysmally unattended stump speeches, her intergalactic horse-scat and
the disgustingly dirty Clinton Cash. Which, by the way, will have more
massive long-term, detrimental ramifications for our nation, if she’s
elected, then any demonic thing that Duggar dude ever did. Please tell
that to Good Morning America. And that’s not diminishing anything Josh did to his kid sisters, mind you."Yep, I guarantee Hillary is in some underground lair donned in a Dr. Evil nehru suit, maniacally laughing her haggard backside off that the limelight is on Josh instead of her dirty deeds done on our dime.
"Matter of fact, I wouldn’t doubt if her cabal had that police chief yield up the sealed Duggar intel to InTouch because it was in Little Rock, y’know? I wonder if that police chief has any connections to The Clintons? Any campaign contributions? Anysoirees over lemonade and sweet potato pie? Now, that would be worth poking around a bit, wouldn’t it? Maybe Peter Schweitzer’s team could take a little “look see” as they say in Arkansas? But that’s enough of my right-wing conspiracy theories." . . .
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