Ann Coulter MEMO TO HIS EXCELLENCY, PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
"1) Extend Daylight Savings Time.
"COVID, the shutdown, riots, looting, wildfires — we’re depressed enough. Do one small favor for the nation in 2020 by giving us another hour of sunlight. The next president can punish us again. (But why would we ever want to lose an hour of daylight in the afternoon? Why? Why? Why?)
"During World War II, the long-suffering Britons left their clocks one hour ahead at the end of summer, then added an extra hour ahead when spring came along again. You’ve compared the Wuhan flu to war. Steal this great wartime idea from Britain!
"2) Try To Go Seven Weeks Without Being a Fanboy to the Liberal Media.
. . . Woodward’s job is to get people to tell him what they don’t want to tell him. It sounds like he didn’t even have to break a sweat with you.
3) Round Up Antifa Criminals, Jail and Prosecute Them.
4) Open the Country, Close the Border.
5) Denounce the Pedo Film That’s All the Rage With Our Elites.
Liberals: These uptight conservatives are freaking out about a film. Yawn.
BUT! There are statues of American historical people! Read about them, shall we?
"Hey, there’s a statue to Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee that’s been standing in a public park for the past century. Liberals: BURN IT DOWN! DECAPITATE IT! GET THIS MONSTROSITY OUT OF MY SIGHT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
6) Fire Jared and Ivanka. (Said Coulter)
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