Politico puff piece backfired bigly

..."Translation: They are trying to make coherent the ramblings of the dumbest man in Washington. I do not envy the task of the corporate press. They must make the dumbest and most corrupt president look like a Lincoln."...

 Don Surber "The White House press has gone from rabid dog back to lapdog as President Donald John Trump departs. The puff pieces actually make for good entertainment because of the absurdity of trying to deify Joe Biden.

"Politico sent Natasha Korecki to write about the writing of Chairman Xiden's big speech today, a speech that Senator Chris Coons* hailed as the "most important inaugural speech since Lincoln."

"Never mind that the speech had yet to be written.

"Never mind that FDR had to pull a nation together amid a deep depression.

"Never mind that the same press hailed Obama's first inaugural speech as the greatest ever.

"Never mind that Lincoln's first inauguration speech led to a civil war, and his second led to his assassination.

"Fact check: This is the most important presidential inauguration in 4 years.

"The story began, "Joe Biden paces as he dictates long portions of his speeches to aides, spinning out thoughts that quickly pile into six, seven or eight paragraphs of copy, only to later be scrapped."

"So Xiden dictates a lengthy speech only to have his staff ditch it later when they write the actual speech.

"It is like they are working for Grandpa Abe Simpson." . . .

* Uncle Joe really, really liked Coon's daughter:

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. . . "ITEM 2: People are banned from the National Mall as Democrats turn it into a warehouse of flags for the installation of Chairman Xiden as the head of state.

"As Terrence K. Williams tweeted, we have 25,000 National Guardsmen protecting 100,000 flags.

"As a reader tweeted, "Thousands of flags, inside a barbed wire pen. A metaphor for what’s coming?"

"As a reader emailed, "How appropriate. They were made in China."

"Democrats fear the people. That tells you all you need to know about the validity of the last election." . . .