Argus Hamilton (jewishworldreview.com) "• Senator Mitt Romney is publishing his autobiography titled Romney: A Reckoning Tuesday. He says in the book that Oprah approached him in 2020 and asked him to run with her on a national unity ticket for the White House. This would have been the first-ever pairing of a RINO and an elephant.
• Car and Driver says a lengthy UAW strike could result in an auto parts shortage and long waits for repairs. Last weekend my neighbor took her new car back to the dealership and asked the service bay to get rid of the awful noise her car was making. They replaced the Taylor Swift CD with Van Halen.
• Justin Timberlake threatened to sue Britney Spears if her forthcoming memoir The Woman in Me which comes out Tuesday claims that Justin got her pregnant back when they were teenagers. Brittney informed her fans Friday she will only read part of her audio book. The rest will be lip-synched.
• British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak flew to Tel Aviv to express support the day after President Biden's visit. So it's the U.S. and Britain defending the world once again. France just mobilized the French Army over one stabbing death and raised their terror threat level from Collaborate to Surrender.
• The Dallas Cowboys announced Monday that Dolly Parton will perform a halftime show during the team's annual Thanksgiving Day football game with Washington. She's been in the news a lot this week. Gasoline prices are so high in Los Angeles that Dolly Parton was seen carpooling with Jolene.
• Walgreen's pharmacists were reported Monday threatening a nationwide walkout over pay and working conditions. Compounding the possible shortage of service, Rite-Aid just declared bankruptcy. The good news is, the previously incarcerated deodorants, shampoos and razor blades are free to go now.
• The New York Post reports the Mideast strife is tearing apart the social fabric in New York and in L.A. Tonight I could get shot by the Jewish Defense League while I'm jogging through Beverly Hills for being a presumed Hamas supporter. A fan in Cambridge just sent me a Harvard sweatshirt.
• President Biden gave a televised address to the nation from the Oval Office Thursday to make his case for Congress to vote billions for Israeli defense and for relief supplies for innocent Palestinians. Meanwhile Hamas called for another Worldwide Day of Rage. Goats everywhere are sheltering in place.
• President Biden got high marks in his speech for laying out America's mission in the world but critics claimed he was soft on Iran. His coughing was also a distraction. Joe hasn't coughed that much since a kitchen fire in his house nearly burned down his subdivision and threatened his Corvette.
• President Biden told reporters the hospital explosion in Gaza was caused by a Hamas rocket that veered off course, then Joe said you need to learn to shoot straight. His remark was met with stunned silence. I learned the hard way as a boy in November 1963 you never joke about a tragedy for three days." . . .
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