. . ."President Biden immediately celebrated this new line of missiles, hailing it as a leap forward in lethal diversity.
" 'It's got this Dylan fella's face all over it," President Biden said in short remarks before he made several attempts to board Air Force One and depart for an Easter holiday weekend. ". . .
. . ."The missile features a trans flag and Mulvaney's image along with sparkling glitter and speakers to blast Lady Gaga songs as it soars through the sky toward its intended target. Upon impact, the missile is also designed to explode in an enormous mushroom cloud of pink confetti as it inflicts mass death and destruction. "This really is a perfect combination of modern warfare and fabulous transgender pride," said a Raytheon spokesperson. "And that's what we're all about here at Raytheon."
"U.S. Military officials were hoping this would be the first of many Dylan Mulvaney-themed weaponry projects in the future, including pink Humvees, ICBMs, and machine guns that have had their barrels surgically removed.". . .
Not satire: Bud Light Sales Plummet After Consumers Revolt Over Transgender Campaign… | Weasel Zippers
. . .Bud Light suffered a bloodbath this past weekend.
"Consumers nationwide revolted against the nation’s top-selling beer brand after it stepped “recklessly” into the culture wars last week with its new spokesperson, transgender TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney, according to bar owners and beer-industry experts around the country.
“ 'I think society flexes it muscles sometimes and reminds manufacturers that the consumer is still in charge,” Jeff Fitter, owner of Case & Bucks, a restaurant and sports bar in Barnhart, Missouri, told FOX Business.
“ 'In Bud Light’s effort to be inclusive, they excluded almost everybody else, including their traditional audience.”
"But even Fitter’s bar witnessed a catastrophic decrease in sales of the hometown suds among loyal and local consumers this week.". .
The Straight Hate On Bud Light Is Real And These Sales Numbers Show It | The Daily Wire
It wasn’t just Case & Bucks that saw sales of Bud plummet. Brewhouse owner Alex Kesaris told Fox that 80% of Bud Light drinkers ordered something else this week, “while the 20% who did order the beer ‘weren’t on social media and hadn’t heard yet.'”
WATCH: Bud Light Distributor Says He's Never Seen 'Such Little Sales on This Product' – RedState ..."While I feel for this guy, I’m still not buying Bud Light. And while I’m not in the market for a sports bra, I wouldn’t buy one from Nike, who have decided the best way to sell women’s bras is to advertise them as worn by a biological male.
"It’s hard to fathom just what the heck the brass were thinking when they approved this ridiculous partnership or when they hired the person in charge of this alienating pivot. RedState‘s Nick Arama brought you the story of Vice President of Marketing Alissa Heinerscheid, who decided the brand was too “fratty” and that it needed more “inclusivity” in its marketing. Actually, neither statement is true, Alissa; many of us enjoyed the lowbrow but funny commercials of the past, and the “non-elite” status of the beer.
"Bud Light is a blue-collar beer, a brewski that guys and gals like to drink when watching sports or hanging out, a relatively cheap drink for young people who don’t want to blow twenty bucks on some hoppy IPA. No one claims it’s for connoisseurs. I’m betting most of its clientele is not made up of the kind of people who want to watch a biological male prance around in a dress, take bubble baths, and talk about their “girlhood,” and it looks like I’m right."
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