"I’m not a fan of violent criminals, but, at that point, let him have his last smoke. But, no, the tragically woke, who normally champion hardened criminals, have to weigh in, noting that smoking is bad for one’s health. (Unless you are smoking pot.)"
"So, reading the world wide web for a gander at the news, here's what I spotted:
”Democrats Deny Inciting Violence And Say Anyone Who Thinks They Do Must Be Eliminated By Any Means Necessary”
”Donald Trump whisked off stage in Pennsylvania after loud noises rang through the crowd”
”EU Sanctions Israel, Welcomes Taliban”
”British Police Reportedly Arrest Stabbing Victim After Alleged Attacker Plays race Card”
”Left-Wing Prosecutor Says Voters ‘Obtuse’ If They Expect Him To Keep Campaign Promises”
”Megachurch pastor claims Trump knows the Bible better than Pope Leo”
”Texas dairy farm explosion kills 18,000 cows”
”A Drunk Raccoon Passed Out in the Bathroom of a Virginia Liquor Store”
”Insurance claim: family take dead relative to bank as proof of death”
”Military to remove ‘Enola Gay’ photos for violating DEI rules”
”Death row inmate’s ‘last cigarette request denied over health concerns’” (The inmate was executed hours later)
”Democrats: Saving Democracy Requires One Party To Seize Total Power And Rule Forever”
"Of the 12 headlines above, only the first and last were from the Babylon Bee; all the others were “real.” Which is odd, in that the two from the Bee arguably ring truer than any of the others.
"Here are some brief comments on each of the actual headlines, in order:" . . .
