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To quote an old joke, the NFL’s team in the nation’s capital has suddenly discovered that their name is offensive. The new name will be … the DC Redskins.
Our parodical son, the Babylon Bee reports:
Here's What's Problematic With Each Of The NFL's 32 Team Names Examples:
. . . Indianapolis Colts - This name glorifies guns.Jacksonville Jaguars - Jaguars are driven by evil rich billionaires as they run over poor people.Kansas City Chiefs - We suggest switching to Kansas City Wise Indigenous Tribal Elders.Las Vegas Raiders - Celebrates The Raiders of the Lost Ark, which featured prominent Nazi imagery.Los Angeles Chargers - We don't think anyone who has faced down a line of charging riot police would find this name the least bit funny.Los Angeles Rams - Dodge Rams contribute heavily to the climate crisis.Miami Dolphins - Painful reminder that Sea World still exists. . . .