"Obamacare is a welfare program for people with freakish sexual predilections, except that instead of being funded with tax revenue, it’s funded with our insurance premiums. The middle class pays through the nose for health insurance in order to enable insurance companies to comply with a preposterous array of government mandates and regulations."
1. Everyone would have affordable, quality health care.
2. Not a dime would be added to the deficit.
3. Premiums would go down.
4. You could keep your health insurance if you liked it.
5. You could keep your doctor if you liked him.
And it all came true! Except those last five things.
"Premiums went through the roof because Democrats mandated, among other things, that insurance companies cover an array of exotic medical treatments popular with their base — e.g., men who think they’re women, people who can’t figure out how to use a condom, drug addicts, day drinkers, people who bring their emotional support Shetland ponies on airplanes, and so on." . . .
"No matter how sure you are that you’re never going to need your penis cut off in order to “change” genders, Democrats decided you should not be allowed to buy a health insurance plan that fails to cover penis chopping, along with dozens of associated avant-garde procedures."





