The economy is so bad that:
I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".
I called the Suicide Hotline and got a call center in Pakistan. When I mentioned being suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Ba-dump-bump. Hat tip to Greg Burtnett, Santa Maria, Ca
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2 comments:
Did Pastor Greg Burtnett author this? Very good....
Good ones!
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