Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Quarantine Game! The Kim Jong Joe Plan

. . . Rationale: After hearing every six minutes on MSNBC that “the black vote is not monolithic!” apparently African Americans agreed this ONE TIME to make an exception and vote monolithically for Joe Biden.Rep. James Clyburn of South Carolina said, We’re all voting for Biden, and black voters said, Yep, OK, done. Even in normal circumstances, the Democrats are a little too beholden to the Al Sharptons of the party. . . ."
Ann Coulter "We’re all going crazy and running out of things to do during this endless shutdown. We’ve painted the dog, counted pavers in the backyard, and rearranged the spice rack alphabetically and also by color. What we really need right now is a new game!
"Herewith I present the Quarantine Game that I, Ann Coulter, have invented.
"The rules are simple. Imagine you’re the Democratic Party. You have a stellar opportunity to win the White House and also ensure that the opposition party never regains it as long as Homo sapiens walk the Earth.
"But in a series of developments too bizarre to recall (have they finished counting the ballots in Iowa yet?), you find yourself stuck with a 77-year-old candidate whose campaign is causing no excitement anywhere in the land, even in his own brain — although, in fairness, Joe Biden is unaware that he’s running for president.
"You have 12 minutes to come up with at least two (2) answers to this question: What can you do to get your party out of this mess?
"Answers will be scored on rationale, probability and advantages.
"Think about it. Your opposition is Donald Trump. For all the reasons Republicans salivated over running against Hillary –- she was a repugnant human being, her every calculation was based on what was good for her and her family, scandals broke out whenever she was around, half the country already hated her — you are salivating looking at Trump." . . .

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