Tuesday, March 18, 2025

SATIRE: EXCLUSIVE: The Most Explosive Revelations From Jake Tapper's New Book About Biden's Decline (Part 1) I did say "satire", didn't I?

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"CNN host Jake Tapper was widely denounced last month for promoting his forthcoming book about how former president Joe Biden and his Democratic allies plotted to cover up "evidence of his serious decline" in an ultimately futile attempt to stay in power another four years.  Many pointed out that Tapper and other prominent media figures played a key role in the cover-up. Even though an overwhelming majority of Americans—77 percent, according to an AP poll released in August 2023—thought Biden was too old and incompetent to serve another term in office, those who agreed with them in public were routinely attacked by journalists and other partisan Democrats for promoting right-wing conspiracy theories. Video evidence of Biden's geezerly antics was labeled "misinformation."

"We were eager to get our hands on an advance copy of Original Sin: President Biden's Decline, Its Cover-Up, and His Disastrous Choice to Run Again, which won't be officially released until May. It wasn't easy, but we managed to do it via means of debatable legality. We were completely blown away by the revelations. Over the next several days, the Washington Free Beacon will be exclusively reprinting the most explosive examples of Biden's decline and the sinister plot to prevent the American people from learning the truth. Enjoy!" . . .

Andrew Bates, the White House press aide, waited until the room was mostly empty before approaching the president, who was fidgeting with some notecards. Biden held one up and asked Bates what it said. "'The meeting is over. You stand up and exit through the door on the right,'" he read aloud. "But before you go, Mr. President…"

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