"Imagine what a cowardly, thin-skinned, spoiled, entitled, and whiny baby someone must be to actually consider fleeing your own country because some elections didn’t go your way."
"Can you imagine what a victory it would be for all Americans if, merely through his successful leadership, President Trump were able to get the basement-rated Jimmy Kimmel to self-deport?
"We already have a partial victory based solely on the fact that the Late Night elitist is putting the pieces in place to make it happen.
"Former comedian Jimmy Kimmel was a guest on former comedienne Sarah Silverman’s podcast on Friday, and the two of them discussed fleeing the country due to Trump.
“ 'A lot of people I know are thinking about where are they going to get citizenship?” Silverman said.
"Kimmel then broke this glorious news: “I did get Italian citizenship.”
"Then he explained why. “I do have that. And what’s going on is—as bad as you thought it was going to be—it’s so much worse. It’s just unbelievable,” Kimmel said.
"Yeah. What could be worse than a steady economy, peace breaking out all over the world, and evicting child rapists, drug dealers, and murderers?
"Oh, I know what could be worse: Kimmel’s ratings.
"Yes, we now get to picture Kimmel sharing a villa with Rosie O’Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres (who have already self-deported), as they play the victim, stress-eat, and watch bootlegged copies of The View for their daily affirmation." . . .
Meanwhile, on another channel: No Surprise - the Detested Greg Gutfeld Delivered the Big Audience for Jimmy Fallon – RedState
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