Joe Biden is no Winston Churchill

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The Babylon Bee reports: Biden Lands Coveted Corn Pops Endorsement Deal

. . . "Gotta have my pops!" Biden says in a new commercial before launching into a long-winded recollection of the incident. He goes on and on about CornPop and how he brought peace to the gang-ridden land of Delaware back in the 1890s with the help of President Ben Franklin and Canada. "Eating Corn Pops is all part of a balanced breakfast for a man who brings peace and harmony to the land like me."

" 'Before I set out on the rough campaign trail each and every morning, I make sure to have a bowl of Corn Pops to keep my mind sharp," Biden says before smiling and taking a bite of the Pops. "Oopsy-daisy!" he says sheepishly as his teeth fall into the cereal bowl." (Parody, you know)

Previously posted here: Is this the Joe Biden that Democrats hope will face Donald Trump in 2020?

In Biden’s ‘Corn Pop’ story, his critics see yet another stereotypical portrayal of black Americans. "The Root's Michael Harriot featured the story in a series of tweets Saturday, giving his own entertaining take on events — it’s not clear what prompted him to do so, but he dedicated 19 tweets to the endeavor" " His telling of the story, complete with editorial from the black perspective, is more entertaining than Biden’s version. In the end, you sense that the real objective here may be damaging the front-runner’s credibility.

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