Ann Coulter "It’s weeks like this that make me wish I had a job and didn’t have to stay home watching TV. With the impeachment nonsense dragging into its 56th month, I have some random observations, only a few of which have anything to do with impeachment.
"1) As tempting as it must be for Republican senators to make a headlong rush to the TV cameras at the conclusion of the day’s festivities, they would be well advised to say this, and only this, each night:
"Here are the vital issues the United States Congress did NOT address today:
"2) The person I really feel sorry for is Nancy Pelosi. I assume she’s weeping uncontrollably as she watches her chances of holding the speakership dwindle every time Jerry Nadler waddles to the mic. True, you “go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want,” as Donald Rumsfeld said, but surely there are more telegenic Democrats than Nadler and Adam Schiff.
-- Repairing our highways, bridges and border with a major infrastructure bill."Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell should attach electrodes to the testicles of every Republican and blast him the moment he (OR SHE!) diverges from the script.
-- Ensuring that all Americans can get jobs by cutting off the deluge of cheap foreign labor.
-- Providing the public with quality services by not inviting the rest of the world to come partake of government benefits meant for Americans.
-- Fixing the disaster of Obamacare, so that all Americans have access to quality health care (by activating the same mechanisms that give them quality food, housing and iPhones: the free market, contract law and occasional government subsidies).
-- Passing a bill to defund all the pointless, expensive military deployments around the globe, so we can FINALLY address the hellfires in our own hemisphere.
-- Ending the opioid crisis by declaring war on Mexican drug cartels and building a wall.
"2) The person I really feel sorry for is Nancy Pelosi. I assume she’s weeping uncontrollably as she watches her chances of holding the speakership dwindle every time Jerry Nadler waddles to the mic. True, you “go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want,” as Donald Rumsfeld said, but surely there are more telegenic Democrats than Nadler and Adam Schiff.
"3) Every day since forever, The New York Times has run a column about how white people are getting on African Americans’ last nerve.
"On Monday of this week, it was “How Much Racism Do You Face Every Day?"
"Average for black teenager: 5x a day." . . .
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