Can someone explain to me why Adam Schiff insists on filming videos of himself in extreme close-up? Are his arms only eight inches long?
. . . "It startles me whenever his videos appear on my Twitter feed. Sixty percent of the image that accompanies the "PLAY" button is occupied by Adam's jowls. Good heavens. Has he been collecting nuts for winter?
"And I don't know about you, but I'm not particularly interested in being close enough to count Adam Schiff's nose hairs.
"Who thought this was a good idea?" . . .
It didn't take long before every showboating theater kid in Congress was copying AOC, no doubt on the advice of a gormless political consultant.
"But here's the thing. Adam Schiff is not Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. For one thing, he's about as "photogenic" as a lumpy potato. Nobody, even those with a strong stomach, wants to watch a 2-minute video of Adam Schiff's nostrils.
"If Adam insists on filming himself, can't he enlist an aide to hold the damn iPhone?
"Why isn't he content with being a guest on cable news and the Sunday network news shows? He is one of the most over-exposed politicians in Washington, and has been since 2017." . . .
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