Here's What Each of the 73 Letters in Canada's New LGBT Acronym Stands For

The Babylon Bee| The Patriot Post

Thank you, Canada, for all you have done to make acronyms more inclusive.

"If you haven’t heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new additions. The LGBT community in Canada is now:

MMBJOUQTJLAYAWD40ROOMDCF+SVPWIZ¯\_(ツ)_/¯BFJTWLEGOBLT£LADBOSUBDDBLAGF+>:-(

"It’s quite the mouthful, so to get you up to speed, here are what each of the 73 characters in the acronym stand for:

1. MM: Mer-man attracted

2. B: Bicyclists

3. JOU: James O'Keefe Undercover

4. Q: Quebecois

5. TJ: People exclusively sexually attracted to Trader Joe’s

6. L: Lindsey Graham

7. AYA: the gay Ayatollah

8. WD40: A type of oil. This may have been added by accident.

9. ROOM: People who are attracted to Roomba vacuums.

10. DCF: Dallas Cowboys Fans

11. + = Plus-size

12. S: Steve

13. VP: Village People-attracted. Trump?

14. WIZ: Wizard-sexual

15. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Not sure-sexual

16. BFJT: Blackface Justin Trudeau

17. W: The Welsh

18. LEGO: Only attracted to LEGO characters

19. BLT = Bacon, lettuce and tomato. This was during the acronym writers’ lunch break.

20. £: European regular, American gay

21. LAD: Los Angeles Dodgers

22. BO: Barack Obama

23. SUB: Subaru owners

24. DD: Kristi Noem’s husband

25. BLA: Bud Light-attracted

26. GF: Gay Frogs

27. >:-( : Angry lesbians

Thank you, Canada, for all you have done to make acronyms more inclusive. 

From our friends at The Babylon Bee.

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