"Don Surber’s take on this week’s news items are more informative than the actual news items. Enjoy!"
ITEM 1: Shem Horne tweeted, “When President Trump fills the reflecting pool to reveal the hidden image he had painted on the bottom.”
Sadly, this turned out not to be true.
ITEM 2: The Mirror reported, “Dementia fears raised as mysterious lump spotted in Trump’s pants.”
Is that dementia or are you just happy to see me?
My dementia began around my 12th birthday.
ITEM 3: Good news from Arkansas:
Murder charges against Aaron Spencer have been dismissed, marking a major turn in a case that has drawn statewide and national attention.
Spencer was charged with second-degree murder in the October 2024 fatal shooting of 67-year-old Michael Fosler. Prosecutors alleged Spencer confronted Fosler after finding him with his teenage daughter, leading to the fatal shooting.
Court records and prior reporting show Fosler had been facing multiple sexual offense charges involving Spencer’s then-13-year-old daughter and was out on bond at the time of the incident.
According to court documents, the case was dismissed because of how law enforcement handled missing dash-camera evidence.
A happy ending, especially after Spencer primaried the sheriff who pushed the charges. Spencer is a shoo-in for the job in November’s election.
ITEM 4: Dr. Peter A. McCullough is a physician-scientist, board-certified internist, and cardiologist. Theo Von interviewed him on a podcast.
THEO VON: “Was there anybody who was immune to COVID-19?”
DR. MCCULLOUGH: “There’s one adult group. You’re going to laugh. Smokers.”
So hear me out, we re-brand Lucky Strikes as a covid vaccine.
ITEM 5: Yahoo reported on Tuesday, “VSXY Stock On Track For Its Biggest Percentage Gain Ever—What’s Behind Victoria’s Secret’s Super Rally?”
Maybe changing its name on stock listings on Tuesday from VCSO to VSXY had something to do with it.
(Note to self: Change Newsletter Name to Sexy Surber.)
ITEM 6: Michael Bolton pleaded guilty to one count of mishandling classified materials, a charge that could lead to five years in prison.
Excuse me. That was John Bolton. I get my TV celebrities mixed up.
ITEM 7: Richard Gere on Trump: “Whoever thought America could turn like this? Whoever thought that a maniac like this would be president of the United States? We’re living in the darkest moment that I’ve experienced on this planet.”
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