Babylon Bee: Fauci Recommends Stopping Spread Of Monkeypox By Covering Eyes, Ears, Mouth

 The Babylon Bee Parody

"WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Monkeypox pandemic has finally breached the shores of the United States, with the CDC confirming a staggering 1 infections so far. In response, America's favorite, most trusted doctor, Dr. Anthony Fauci, issued a statement recommending people stop the spread of Monkeypox by covering their eyes, ears, and mouth.

"Fauci accepted 137 TV interviews and a book deal after issuing the guidelines essentially recommending people look the other way rather than investigate the source of this new outbreak.

" 'As I, the Science, have always said, lockdowns don't work. What really works is turning a blind eye to where this outbreak nonsense may or may not have leaked from," said Dr. Fauci to a fawning NBC news anchor trying to get his autograph. "And I'd like to add that there is no evidence the Monkeypox outbreak is connected to the NIH-funded Institute of Monkeypox Studies next door to patient zero."

"Not all health professionals agree with Dr. Fauci's health order. Dr. Corry Larreia, a world-renowned monkey virologist and respected expert in finding the source of Monkeypox outbreaks, said Dr. Fauci was wrong and the outbreak should be investigated in full.

"At publishing time, Dr. Larreia had been disbarred, lost his virology license along with his official stethoscope, was banned from his local book club, snubbed by Apple's Siri, and lost both of his hands in a tragic wood chipper accident."

Image from Reality Bites by Broc Smith.

Why Is Joe Biden Still President? –

What I fear is after losing -one only hopes- the Presidency in that November 2024 election what damage will Democrats do between then and the Jan 2015 Inauguration. There is a great anti-American evil dwelling in the Democrat Party and Biden is nothing more than their valuable tool. The Tunnel Dweller

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Making this tragedy even worse is that his replacement, Vice President Kamala Harris, would be as lousy – and probably worse. It’s an ugly storm, but our only choice is to ride through it and hope the damage isn’t too bad by the time a Republican Congress beginning in January can begin making repairs.

. . ."But it’s nevertheless important to point out that Biden not only set a standard that he then should have been required to live by, he also promised the American people that “​​I will take care of this. I will end this.” It was a lie no one should have believed, a promise impossible to keep.

"Of course there are other reasons beyond his COVID death toll that Biden should not, to use his words, “remain as president of the United States of America.”

"He and his party set the inflation fire and have no idea how to handle rising prices (hiking taxes on corporations to bring down inflation might qualify as the most idiotic proposal to fight runaway prices ever floated).

"Biden has been a divider rather than a uniter, siding with radical elements over everyday Americans trying quietly to live their lives.

"The fading Biden, who is little more than a puppet to the somewhat more sentient beings around him, is a threat to national security.

This president has left the southern border open for anyone who wants to do harm to the people of this country but would otherwise be blocked from entry. His abandonment of his obligations to protect the nation’s borders has also created a humanitarian crisis.

"Biden displayed weakness and an uncommon ability to continue to be on the wrong side of international affairs with his disastrous Afghanistan surrender.

"Our flap-jawed president has made this country more dependent on other nations for its energy needs, and is directly responsible for soaring fuel prices.". . .

Fiona Hill Tries to Own the Orange Man, Inadvertently Admits Why Putin Wanted Joe Biden – RedState   

No one is misconstruing her words. She said Putin waited to invade Ukraine until Biden is in office, and that's exactly what others are saying she said. Regardless, the fact that she thinks this is some kind of own of the orange man is hilarious.

Biden's America Rots from the Head Down - American Thinker   . . ."When Biden's handlers sent him to Buffalo, New York, to exploit a mass murder by blaming conservatives, liberty-lovers, Trump Republicans, Fox News, and just about anybody to the right of Karl Marx for a crime whose perpetrator didn't even merit the faux-president's direct condemnation, angry, spiteful Joe Biden showed just what a miserable, acidic, revolting excuse for a human being he's always been.  A real president would have mourned the dead, comforted the survivors, consoled the grieving, and united Americans through the common bonds of their humanity.  But Joe Biden is no real president, so he both dishonored the solemnity of the occasion and betrayed his sacred duty to elevate the nation's welfare over the interests of his party's political power.  With an outstretched, bony finger good for nothing now but casting blame, he tarnished the tragedy with petty partisanship, rebuffed the nation's need for grace, befouled what should have been dignified, and withered further the civic sinews barely binding Americans together as one nation.  Biden's moment in Buffalo was disgraceful.

"I know Republicans such as Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham love to tell stories about how charming and friendly the Great Mental Void from Delaware has always been, but you can't spew such filthy, spiteful rhetoric as Biden did in Buffalo without having a dark and rotten soul.  This is who Joe Biden has been all his wretched life.  When he wasn't stealing other people's words for his own use or orchestrating Justice Thomas's "high-tech lynching," he was running around the country telling black Americans that Republicans wanted to "put y'all back in chains," scaring elderly Americans that Obamacare opponents wanted to destroy their Medicare, or straight-up lying about the authenticity of his son's "laptop from hell." . . .

Biden, Liz Cheney, Kinzinger Push the Politics of Racial Supremacy - No shame at MSNBC

I have to be concerned with the "White Supremacy" discussion being a stalking horse used by the left and their tools in the press (MSNBC) and among RINO Republicans to keep the discussion away from the contemptible performance of Biden Democrats. TD

 The American Spectator | USA News and Politics  The Left is obsessed with it and replacement theory. Behind a pay wall

Dem Rep. Beatty blames White supremacy for Dallas Korean hair salon shooting, but suspect is Black | Fox News

MSNBC Slammed Over ‘Disgusting Racist Rant’ Attacking Black Republican: ‘Unbelievably Insidious’ | The Daily Wire

Joy Reid: 'Christian Nationalists' Won't Stop at Abortion During Their 'Jihad' (townhall.com)    "MSNBC host Joy Reid warned her followers on Twitter that with the Supreme Court potentially poised to overturn Roe v. Wade other groups of people could face their rights being taken away because the conservative justices are on a "jihad."

"Reid erroneously stated by overturning Roe v. Wade would make abortion illegal, rather it would mean states will be once again allowed to make their own abortion.". . .

Baghdad Babe: Putin's TV propagandists target new White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre in racist rant | Daily Mail Online

. . .Pundit Andrei Sidorchik smiled as he added: 'She admits not being chosen for professional abilities, but because she is a dark-skinned immigrant and this was secured by her predecessors. 'When she makes mistakes, that will be her excuse. 'I'm not a professional, I was chosen for other reasons'. Popov added: 'I read many books, graduated from a University, I did my PhD thesis on such and such a topic, I speak many languages... but that's not what it takes to represent the United States at the White House.' 'It's more important to be... like that,' Popov said as he pointed to Jean-Pierre in the video playing in the background. 'But at least she's cute.'

House Passes ‘White Supremacism’ Domestic Terrorism Bill After Buffalo Shooting (legalinsurrection.com) 

 I should say the bill passed along party lines because Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) isn’t a Republican.

GOP Lawmaker Says Liberal SCOTUS Justices ‘Know’ Who Leaked ‘Roe’ Draft

 GOP Lawmaker Says Liberal SCOTUS Justices 'Know' Who Leaked 'Roe' Draft (conservativebrief.com)

"A Republican member of the House said during an interview on Thursday the U.S. Supreme Court’s liberal-leaning justices are very likely aware of who engaged in an unprecedented leak of a draft decision written in February overturning the landmark 1973 abortion legalization ruling known as Roe v. Wade.

"In an interview with Newsmax TV, Rep. Matt Rosendale of Montana said he was certain at least some of the justices know the leaker’s identity.

"“We all could probably agree that the justices that were appointed by Democrat presidents know who the leaker was,” he said. “What bothers me, it’s not only the undermining that it did of the institution and the trust factor that these folks have with each other,” it’s that now that the trust is broken, “it’s very difficult to restore it.”

"He went on to say that while he is not certain whether the release of the draft opinion was a criminal act, it is certainly against federal law to protest in front of a Supreme Court justice’s home with the intent to intimidate them into changing their mind about a ruling.

"And there have been protests in front of the homes of some of the conservative justices who reportedly signed onto the majority draft opinion which was authored by Justice Samuel Alito." . . .

Pro Abortion Extremists Threaten To Burn Down Supreme Court… | Weasel Zippers

Biden's "Ministry Of Truth" for the gullible

 The Clownish Disinfo Czar Got The Boot, But Biden’s ‘Ministry Of Truth’ Hired Monster Replacements | The Daily Caller   "The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) hired the co-author of the PATRIOT Act, arguably the harshest crackdown on civil liberties in modern American history, and an official under former President Bill Clinton to head the Disinformation Governance Board during its “pause.”

"The DHS shut the board down Monday after just several weeks and its head, Nina Jankowicz, wrote a resignation letter Tuesday, according to The Washington Post. Jankowicz was scrutinized for pushing disinformation about Hunter Biden’s laptop and the now-discredited Steele Dossier, which Daniel Hoffman, a former CIA officer, said was possibly “part of a Russian espionage disinformation plot.” She also called Republicans who criticize critical race theory (CRT) “disinformers.” Videos of her singing as the “Mary Poppins of disinformation,” “f*cking her way to the top” and satirical, sexualized renditions of Harry Potter themes have also raised eyebrows.

"The department announced Wednesday former DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff and former U.S. Deputy Secretary General Jamie Gorelick under Clinton “will lead a thorough review and assessment” of the board that was “grossly and intentionally mischaracterized.” (RELATED: White House Responds To Disinfo Board Being ‘Paused’)

"Chertoff reportedly pushed disinformation about Hunter Biden’s abandoned laptop, claiming Russians were behind the emails found inside, according to the Free Beacon. Chertoff served as the secretary of the DHS from 2005-2009, investigated the 9/11 attacks and co-authored the PATRIOT Act, which gave the government authority to tap phones to surveil for terrorism and conduct searches without a warrant.". . .

COMING UP:

The problem with that answer is that it completely ignored the inconvenient fact that U.S. Code states protests outside of the homes of judges with the intent of influencing (read: intimidating) them to rule one way or the other are unlawful and are subject to fines and/or a year in prison.

Jen Psaki Has Nowhere to Turn After Student Journalist Catches Her in Whopper About SCOTUS Protests – RedState  While Jen Psaki’s days as Joe Biden’s Ministress of Truth were officially over effective May 13th, the woman who served in various spokesperson capacities for two of the most dishonest presidential administrations in American history is still cranking out the whoppers as she gets set to take on her new role as hostess of an as-yet-to-be-named program on MSNBC’s “Peacock” streaming service."

Flashback: How It's Done: Colorado Reporter Puts on a Clinic in How to Accurately Report on Violent Rioters (Video) – RedState

. . ."At around the :39 mark, Garcia refers to the people gathered at the intersection as “the rioters.” A few seconds later he explains the destruction that was perpetrated by the rioters, such as tearing down a wrought iron fence that was being used to protect the Aurora PD. He also reported that they broke windows, set off fireworks, and started a fire in the municipal building behind him. The footage is then shown at various points in his report of the rioters doing exactly that.

"He then noted that most of the violence started after most of the protesters from a group called “Party for Socialism and Liberation” left.

"At the 1:40 mark of the segment, Garcia states that not long after police in riot gear arrived that he and his camera crew had to momentarily leave because “the rioters” (his words) had threatened them “just for being there.”

"Garcia then segued into briefly talking about the highway incident before resuming his report (at the 2:10 mark) on the riots taking place near the police department.

“ 'The people causing the damage are now out here,” Garcia told viewers watching his report while indicating that he and his camera crew would still maintain a safe distance so they could continue to report on their activities.

"Watch this absolutely solid report from Garcia below:"

WarnerDiscovery's anti-woke new CEO David Zaslav

 WarnerDiscovery's anti-woke new CEO David Zaslav plans to 'un-cancel' JK Rowling | Daily Mail Online  . . ."On Wednesday, Zaslav took to CNBC to share some of his colleague Chris Licht's plans for CNN, another one of his new properties.

"Zaslav appeared to confirm the network would move away from opinion-focused primetime shows, and instead return to its roots as a breaking news broadcaster with an extremely strong reputation for covering big stories.

"CNN has won plaudits for its coverage of the Ukraine war, and the network's new bosses are believed to be trying to focus on rebuilding its reputation as one of the world's top newsgatherers, instead of a home for cheap to produce 'infotainment' shows featuring soapboxing hosts and guests.

"Zaslav, who is close to entertainment heavyweights Oprah Winfrey and Steven Spielberg, is big on cross-promotion and has already floated plans to have top movie talent participate in a Discovery Channel Shark Week promotional event.

"The move is consistent with the existing perception of the Brooklyn-born lawyer, who is thought to have tainted Discovery Channel's brand when he took over in 2006 and refocused the cable channel on reality TV in order to turn a profit.". . .

Putin ‘facing a coup after his closest allies accept they’ve lost the war’

Putin ‘facing a coup after his closest allies accept they’ve lost the war’ (theworldnews.net) 

 "Vladimir Putin’s top security officials think the war in Ukraine is ‘lost’, making the chances of a coup more likely, an analyst in Moscow says.

The chances of the Russian tyrant launching a nuclear strike are receding as it is likely people would refuse to carry out his order.

That’s according to expert and investigative journalist Christo Grozev, who suggests Putin is losing his grip on power.

He says leading officials are unlikely to obey Putin’s commands to launch nukes as they don’t trust he will still be in power in three months time.

‘I think that it is the informed elite within the security forces who understand that the war is lost,’ Grozev told Radio Liberty.

He said Putin’s inner circle understand the president would need a full mass mobilisation to win the war, but this would cause a ‘social explosion’ in Russia.

Some hardliners may pressure for use of nuclear or chemical weapons, Grozev warned.

But others will say ‘enough is enough’ and ‘it is better not to waste another 10,000 lives of our soldiers and officers’. . . .

The Disinformation Governance Board Is Dead. Here’s The Right Way To Fight Disinformation.

"Reid erroneously stated by overturning Roe v. Wade would make abortion illegal, rather it would mean states will be once again allowed to make their own abortion."  Julio Rosas discussing MSNBC's Joy Reid 

 

Forbes   "The Department of Homeland Security’s Disinformation Governance Board has been paused, only three weeks after it was announced. Reports have variously announced that partisan fights and right-wing attacks on the Board’s leader, Nina Jankowicz, led to its demise. However, the Board was doomed from the moment it was named. The name itself suggests illegal government activity that the American people would never tolerate, regardless of their partisan affiliation. Legally, it is rarely permissible for the U.S. government to be the arbiter of truth. The name suggested that it would do just that—despite DHS officials’ protests that it was designed to protect free speech.
"Meanwhile, the Internet burns while partisans fiddle. The interagency must act to combat adversary disinformation. The Board must be replaced with an interagency body with a clear and transparent mission to fight information warfare by U.S. adversaries, while protecting the First Amendment freedoms that Americans hold dear.". . .

. . ."The U.S.’s robust freedom of speech is at the core of what makes America great, and at the essence of what it means to be American. It also makes information warfare by U.S. adversaries hard to combat. U.S. adversaries have no similar restrictions on accessing the data of U.S. citizens and weaponizing it. U.S. adversaries can root out those who are susceptible to disinformation and use their data to target them with disinformation. And Congress has had a hard time stopping them. Since Russia’s attacks on the 2016 elections, Congress has done little to combat information warfare by U.S. adversaries, especially as related to elections. Bills to enhance U.S. government efforts to combat disinformation have stalled in Congress, in part due to their lack of adequate procedural and constitutional safeguards.". . .

Are we free from the burden of those who misinform?

 

Wicked witch of the woke Nina Jankowicz resigns as Disinformation Governance Board is put on 'pause' - American Thinker

Naturally, the news of the "pause" and of Jankowicz's departure were leaked to none other than Taylor Lorenz of the Washington Post, another left-winger crybully with no self-awareness, a classic mean girl who outs the identity of anonymous internet posters but who self-righteously denounces any inquiry into her own transgressions.  Lorenz's Washington Post article is behind a paywall, but the Ace of Spades and Robby Soave of Reason have delightful takedowns of its utter fatuousness.  It is as ludicrous as Jankowicz, which is saying a lot.

 Executive Director of Biden's Ministry of Truth Resigns (townhall.com) . . ."Now that the American people are aware of and against a government-ordained ministry of truth, the Biden administration is scrambling to deal with another internal crisis of their own creation. But all Biden's men, it seems, were unable to turn the tide."

Former Fox News Reporter Calls for Journalists to Be Jailed for 'Misinformation' – RedState

. . ."In what I would describe as one of the more disturbing things I’ve heard a supposed reporter utter, Cameron suggested that the Biden administration should get a list of names together of those who spread supposed “misinformation” and start throwing them in jail.". . .

The spirit of MSNBC has entered the mind of the former "Campaign Carl"!

Would Biden's disinfo czar prosecute this?   

Biden's incoming press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre called Fox News 'racist' - TheBlaze

Abortion Advocate Left SPEECHLESS When Asked if She Would Abort 2-Year-Old

 Abortion Advocate Left SPEECHLESS When Asked if She Would Abort 2-Year-Old - Choice Clips (whatfinger.com)

Yes...full stop.

Rep. @jdanbishop: "Do you believe men can become pregnant and have abortions?"

Dem abortion witness: "Yes." pic.twitter.com/M5DebkLriN

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) May 18, 2022

How Dare He Pick on Communism? Ron DeSantis proves he has all the right enemies.

 How Dare He Pick on Communism? › American Greatness

Let’s recap. On April 22, the Florida governor signed the “Stop WOKE Act,” which, in the words of USA Today, “prohibits any teaching that could make students feel they bear personal responsibility for historic wrongs because of their race, color, sex or national origin.”

"The law was necessary because, as you can see in any number of YouTube videos of school-board meetings around the country, young children have indeed been taught, in accordance with critical race theory and other poisonous postmodern pap, that if they’re white or male they’re oppressors, bearing guilt for the actions of long-dead people who looked like them, and if they’re black or female, by the same logic, they’re victims. 

"Six days later, DeSantis signed the “Parental Rights in Education Act,” which forbids kindergarten teachers in Florida from talking to their pupils about such topics as masturbation, ejaculation, and oral sex—an act his enemies dishonestly dubbed the “Don’t Say Gay” bill.

"This law was necessary too, because, as you can see in other videos (many of which have been curated on the “Libs of TikTok” Twitter account) young schoolchildren are indeed being taught all kinds of things about sex that nobody, until the day before yesterday, would have considered remotely appropriate. 

"Then, on May 9, DeSantis signed a third bill. It designates November 7 of each year as “Victims of Communism Day” and mandates that schoolchildren in Florida be taught about Communism for at least 45 minutes a year.

"Like the two laws before it, this one, too, was necessary. All American schools teach about Nazism, and make it clear to students that Hitler was evil.

"But Communism? Stalin? Not so much.". . .

DeSantis Torches Administration And Dems, Suggests Biden Has Violated Oath Of Office [Video]  "The more we listen to and watch Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis speak, the more impressive he is. His skill set, which was partially developed at both Harvard and Yale, is beyond anything we’ve seen from a Democrat in years.

"DeSantis’ manner of speaking is commanding but calm. He’s assertive without being overly abrasive. He almost always cites facts and data when making his points, something Democrats almost never do, and as a result, he’s persuasive. DeSantis has a gift. But one of the most impressive aspects of DeSantis’ public speaking skills is his ability to move to and from various topics without coming across as scatterbrained.". . .

Sure, but he doesn't check any of the preferred demographic boxes.

Candace Owens RELEASES The Proof! BLM Co-Founder Looks Like HUGE LIAR After This..

 Choice Clips from Whatfinger News

Watch: Conservative Firebrand Candace Owens Drops MIND-BLOWING Trailer About George Floyd And BLM - The Blue State Conservative

. . ."Owens covers all her bases, exploring Floyd’s most intimate relationships, discussing the case with legal and medical experts (as opposed to paid hacks), sitting down with Chauvin’s kin, and looking at the grossly corrupt organization of Black Lives Matter. Along with 2000 Mules, this might be the other most noteworthy documentary produced this year.". . .