| Rich Terrell |
"And when he does, the left has a cow -- and then he kicks back and enjoys it.
"You'd think they'd know enough not to take the bait by now ... but they don't.
"So now we have this:" (Right)
. . . MAKE THE VATICAN GREAT AGAIN! pic.twitter.com/IKCQbDic24
— Joey Mannarino 🇺🇸 (@JoeyMannarinoUS) May 3, 2025
Democrats are their own parody: Katy Perry declares herself pope after reading the Bible for 11 minutes
"In a stunning turn of events that has left the Catholic Church reeling and Twitter ablaze, pop superstar Katy Perry has declared herself the new Pope, citing an intense 11-minute session of reading a Bible verse as her divine qualification. The announcement, made via a glittery Instagram Live stream, has sparked global confusion, theological debates, and a surge in sales of her 2013 hit, Roar.
“ 'I was just vibing with my morning smoothie, flipping through the Bible app, you know, as one does,” Perry explained to her 200 million followers, dressed in a bedazzled mitre she claimed was “thrifted from Etsy.” “I read John 3:16 for, like, 11 minutes straight, and I felt this cosmic energy. The Holy Spirit DM’d me and was like, ‘Girl, you’re Pope now.’ So, here I am. Pope Katy I, reporting for duty!' ” . . . Genesius Times

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