Senate Relaxes Rules To Allow Fetterman To Take Baths In Reflecting Pool | Babylon Bee "Jabba The Fetterman"?
"WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a gracious move of bipartisanship, the Senate voted to relax rules to allow their freshman Senator Jabba The Fetterman to take a bath in the reflecting pool.
"The rules were immediately relaxed after the Senator from Transylvania described how he would fall into a deep depression were he to not be allowed to bathe naked in the reflecting pool." . . .
Sister Toldjah – RedState "After New York Times columnist David Brooks' "$78 meal" tweet went viral Wednesday for all the wrong reasons, many Twitter users joined in on the backlash by posting humorous stories/memes about their own alleged "$78 meal" experiences and how they, too, were examples of why "Americans think the economy is terrible."But while most people who took part in sharing their "meal" pictures did so to make light of Brooks' tone-deaf photo and comments, Sen. John Fetterman, like most humorless scolds, participated for the sole purpose of taking cheap shots at Fox News and Americans who are suffering under Joe Biden's economy - and to wind up people who are upset over Sen. Majority Leader Chuck Schumer's dress code change.