100PercentFedUp. "On Saturday, a billboard mocking woke airlines like Southwest appeared just ahead of April Fools Day, along I-35 South of Fort Worth. The satirical billboard ad featured a fake company called Southwoke.". . .
. . ."The site also poked fun at the leftist’s hatred toward anyone who does not embrace their ideology, “Southwoke: An airline that’s inclusive of everyone except you.' ”. . .
DALLAS – As part of our restructuring plan to bring San Francisco values to Texas, Southwoke Airlines is pleased to announce that Sam Brinton has been hired to serve as our new baggage czar, effective immediately."Known affectionately by law enforcement, TSA, and baggage handlers as “TheSnatcher,” Brinton comes to Southwoke with an impressive resume that includes several successful baggage heists at some of the busiest airports in the U.S. A former nuclear energy official in the Biden Administration and LGBTQ+ puppy play kink fetishist, Brinton was selected for their unique skillset, which Southwoke believes will revolutionize the Dallas-based airlines’ baggage handling capabilities.". . . (Emphases in original)