Tom Cotton vs. Barack Obama: tale of the tape

Flopping Aces

Most of article quoted below:

. . . "Cotton has been called a “traitor.” Pretty strong stuff for a war hero. So now it’s Cotton vs. Obama. Let’s have a look at the tale of the tape.

. . .  TD isn't a birther so deleted the snark about birthplace. 

Tom Cotton: Educated in US schools by his parents
Barack Obama: Educated in Indonesia, abandoned by Mom, raised by typical white folk.

Tom Cotton: You can see his school records
Barack Obama: You can’t.

Tom Cotton: Earned admission into Harvard
Barack Obama: Admitted to Harvard with mediocre grades.

Tom Cotton: Admitted to Harvard Law in merit
Barack Obama: Admitted to Harvard Law Affirmative Action

Tom Cotton: Wrote something under his own name at Harvard
Barack Obama: Nope

Tom Cotton: His dad served in Vietnam
Barack Obama: His dad hated America. Member of Communist party

Tom Cotton: Served in Iraq
Barack Obama: Lost Iraq

Tom Cotton: Doesn’t want Iraq to have nukes
Barack Obama: Made NASA a Muslim outreach program. Wants Iran to have nukes.

Tom Cotton: Proud of his family
Barack Obama: Had a “typical white” grandma

Tom Cotton: Targeted the Taliban
Barack Obama: Targeted conservatives

Tom Cotton: Calls the Taliban “enemies”
Barack Obama: Called Americans “enemies”

Tom Cotton: Served in the Army: 101st Airborne
Barack Obama: Served in the choom gang

Tom Cotton: Honest man
Barack Obama: You’re an idiot to believe anything he says

Tom Cotton: Drinks coke
Barack Obama: Did coke

Tom Cotton: Believes in American Exceptionalism
Barack Obama: The Muslim call to prayer is the most beautiful sound on Earth

Tom Cotton: Weeps for his lost fellow soldiers
Barack Obama: Plays golf immediately after beheadings

Tom Cotton: Doesn’t want Iran to have nuclear weapons
Barack Obama: Apologized to Iran in 2009

Tom Cotton: Knows his way around a weapon
Barack Obama: Knows his way around a bong   (End quote)