Trust the liberals to keep us safe

By Rich Terrell, the Bob Dylan of conservative photo-shoppers

Piers Morgan taken to the woodshed by two young women-Aubrey Blankenship and Celia Bigelow

“In the wake of mass murders like Sandy Hook and the horrific rapes and murders of thousands of women each year,” the ladies explained in their column, “pepper spray, mace or five-round handheld pistols aren’t going to cut it.”