Bad day for Robert Mueller and Democrats

"Of course, Mueller’s lackluster testimony doesn’t change anything about Trump’s underlying conduct, which isn’t, in our view, criminal or impeachable, though it often was untoward and dishonest. With an election less than 18 months away, though, most people believe that the voters can render a verdict on the president one way or the other without Jerry Nadler’s attempting to do it for them. Robert Mueller’s testimony didn’t change that calculus, nor should it." National Review editors 

Rich Terrell

Bob Mueller’s Bad Day  . . . "Where does this leave us? If Democrats are going to impeach Trump, they will now have to do so without the hope of Mueller’s making their case for them — and with less hope then ever of rallying most of the public. As for the Republicans, they will understandably be even more motivated to learn more about the origins and the conduct of the investigation, given that Mueller performed more like a poorly briefed figurehead for a staff-driven operation rather than its leader."...

The Mueller Fizzle  . . . "It was always a mistake for Democrats to stake so much on Mueller, both by relying on his investigation to do the hard work of making the political case against Trump for them and by elevating him into an oracle who would pronounce authoritatively and unquestionably on the investigation." . . .

Media Meltdown Montage Over Mueller Mess "Following the bumbling congressional testimony of Mr. Mueller, the media was forced to admit what an epic disaster the special counsel's testimony truly was, and, naturally, it was compiled into a video montage with the song "Bad Day" playing over it, which can be viewed below. The video was posted by conservative Tim Young."   blob:Watch this video montage

Babylon Bee, the more trusted name in news than CNN even commented:  'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana

. . . "Before testimony could resume, however, Mueller interrupted the proceedings, appearing to reach for his cell phone. "I really have to take this," he said apologetically as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Yeah, go for Bob."

"Mueller proceeded to have what appeared to be a five-minute conversation on the fruit as bewildered congresspeople looked on. "Well, tell them I don't want to be there this Friday. Matlock's on, you know that. You know I don't go out when Matlock is on." He shrugged apologetically at those in the room, mouthing "sorry."

" 'Look, if the consulate has a problem with that, tell them they can call me themselves," he concluded, slamming the banana back down on the table.

"At publishing time, Mueller was seen giving clear, concise, lucid testimony to a soap dispenser in the restroom."