Is Kim Jong Undead or what?

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Taiwan’s intelligence chief says North Korea’s Kim Jong Un is ‘sick’  "Taiwan’s intelligence chief said Thursday that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is “sick” — and his country has emergency plans for a potential power struggle if he dies, according to reports.
"Chiu Kuo-cheng, the director of the National Security Bureau (NSB), gave a vague health description when pressed at a government hearing about rumors of Kim’s possible death, according to Taiwan News.
""He merely laughed and refused to reply when asked if that meant the Hermit Kingdom’s leader was indeed alive, the report said."  . . .  “This kind of behavior fully utilizes the close and isolated nature of North Korea and, so far, it has been considerably successful,” the report reads. “This is all, of course, mere speculation.” . . .

If Kim Jong Un is holed up in his luxe seaside hideaway in the port city of Wonsan, he may have plenty of company — a harem of 2,000 sex slaves, a report said Friday.
For some, um, diversity, there is this story"
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is in a “vegetative state” after he underwent heart surgery earlier this month, a Japanese magazine says. :
Having undergone surgery, "humanized as a plant" ...?.... "Cardiac stent surgery is not a very difficult surgery. The procedure of inserting a stent into the most important blood vessel can be completed in about 1 minute."However, the surgeon who was operating was very nervous and his hands trembled. Moreover, he had no experience of operating an obese body as much as Kim Jong Un. So it took me about eight minutes to insert the stent."Meanwhile, Chairman Kim Jong Un has become a plant human. The Chinese doctors arrived and examined me, but I couldn't do anything anymore. ''
One story hashtag has the word #undead.

So they say: North Korean state media reports Kim Jong Un made first public appearance in weeks  "(CNN)North Korean state-run media is reporting that Kim Jong Un made an appearance at a May Day celebration, which would be his first public appearance in about three weeks.
" 'Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un Cuts Tape For Completion Of Sunchon Phosphatic Fertilizer Factory," the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) reported.

KCNA says there was a "completion ceremony of the factory" on Friday, "the international holiday of the working people of the whole world."
"KCNA says: "Kim Jong Un, chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea (WPK), chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and supreme commander of the armed forces of the DPRK, attended the ceremony."
"No pictures of the ceremony have yet emerged. CNN cannot independently confirm KCNA's reporting." . . .

However..."No pictures of the ceremony have yet emerged. CNN cannot independently confirm KCNA's reporting." . . .