Monday, March 3, 2025

Adam Carolla's brilliant 'hot blonde' analogy to explain to Matt Gaetz the degradation of California:

"Adam Carolla: "I always say California was like a hot blond from high school that just assume this thing would go on forever. And now she's in her mid 40s and the phone isn't ringing and guys aren't buying her drinks and sending them over to the end of the bar. You know, it's not what it was. She has crow's feet and, a little belly and a C-section scar, and she she never got educated. She never worked at anything. She has no work ethic. She she didn't do anything because LA was always like, where L.A., where else you gotta go? Other cities have to kind of work for it. We in California and then especially LA just got by in our looks for so long. But eventually it catches up to you and you never spent one night studying. LA doesn't really know how to do things. And like our representative city council like our mayor is where in Ghana doing, you know, wearing a ceremonial headdress and learning whatever dance they're learning because everything in LA is our mayor doesn't run Los Angeles. Our mayor is a sort of ceremonial figurehead. But we like the idea of a black woman who's running everything, even though she doesn't know how to run everything. At some point everything burns to the ground. And then all the idiots who vote for these people look around and go, what's going on? How come we didn't have any infrastructure? How come we weren't prepared for this? We're prepared for this because you vote for idiots who don't her aren't interested in any of this stuff." 

California run by Republicans:
Paradise California run by Democrats: Paradise lost

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