Graduates! Your Guide to Selecting a Political Party

Neal Boortz  "Science has discovered that in most young people the portion of the brain where judgment is developed doesn't fully form until around the age of 25. For many of you, that's still a few years away. Worry not, however, because I'm here to help.
"If you look far enough into your future, perhaps this simplified guide will help. Choose the person you want to be in your life, and your choice of political parties is clear."

Sociology and Other 'Meathead' Majors ;  "Archie Bunker was right to be skeptical of his son-in-law's opinions."
"Part of the problem is the political correctness responsible for "Gender Studies," a politicized major that has its little echoes in many other departments, and that never fails to mislead. "