The Peoples Cube
"Inspired by the "Toy Gun" buyback program recently initiated by Hayward
California's Strobridge Elementary School principal Charles Hill, Vice President
Joe Biden is scheduled to announce today White House backing of a new "Imaginary
Gun" buyback program.
" 'We have been plagued by a recent rash of imaginary gun incidents in our nation's schools," said Biden spokesman Aldous Orwell. "Children live in terror because of rampant imagination."
"Step One of the program would entail registration of imaginary weapons in a National Imaginary Terror Weapon Information Tracking System (NITWITS). Educators will help students fill out a form from NITWITS to see if their imaginations are producing unacceptable thoughts involving a weapon of any kind."....
" 'We have been plagued by a recent rash of imaginary gun incidents in our nation's schools," said Biden spokesman Aldous Orwell. "Children live in terror because of rampant imagination."
"Step One of the program would entail registration of imaginary weapons in a National Imaginary Terror Weapon Information Tracking System (NITWITS). Educators will help students fill out a form from NITWITS to see if their imaginations are producing unacceptable thoughts involving a weapon of any kind."....
" 'Little boys shouldn't be imagining shooting a gun or fighting a dragon,"
explained Orwell. "A six-year-old should be examining his sexual orientation...."
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